Carl Winberg

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

two photos of a building at night And so begins the final struggle. The struggle between money and blood.

this is how every william h macy character looks five minutes before something awful happens

lol

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Where nobody knows your name... Tracing the anonymous faces at the start of Cheers.

Hey! Lots more fun here now.

Original versions of the title images from Cheers: UPDATED.

open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...

Been reading about the mathematician on Scott's Antarctic mission. Horrible man, apparently. Very cold and calculating

Life is short. Take the cannoli.

everyone has that one friend who has hope

Dutch merchant in 1647: “Yes I've sold my land for a handful of bulbs, but there is nothing especially alarming about price of tulips.”

Heseltine was the first Tory MP to publicly criticise Enoch Powell after Rivers of Blood in 1968. Let him cook

waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta

batman: what

“He’s 28 until he’s 29. That’s a fact.”

This never gets old.

When I was a kid I bit into one of these and broke through the plastic and drank the whole thing

a thing about american journalists is that they take themselves really really seriously (unlike brits) and they will probably not find this funny.

Brutal.

zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode •• Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

Santa Claus-ass theology

I'm finally home after almost two weeks away. No good will come of this.

A huge group of people are in a giant hole in the middle of a rolling field. There is a large sign with an arrow pointing to the hole that says "HOLE." Suddenly the group's attention turns to a new hole, complete with a giant sign with an arrow pointing to it that says "NEW HOLE." One person points to the new hole and says "hey look! Someone made a new hole!" The mass clamours out of the old hole and makes a bee-line toward the new hole. It's chaos. One person, now situated in the new hole says "this feels like how the old hole used to feel." Another person nods in agreement.

Actual footage of America being taken by surprise by Trump’s pivot to full fascism.

KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?

SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

Another World's Oldest Person has died. This is beginning to look suspicious.

Paramount Buys The Free Press, Ushering in New Era at CBS News

It's official: Paramount is buying The Free Press for $150 million and making Bari Weiss the editor in chief of CBS News
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/b...

i know i'm just repeating what we all already know, but the side-by-side of a football manager candidate forefeiting his campaign while his 68-year-old opponent demonstrates preternatural keepy-uppy skills and wins unanimous praise for it is historically funny

Bari Weiss Takes Her Grift Mainstream Journalism's biggest fraud takes the reins at CBS

I wrote about the ascendance of Bari Weiss from a hack columnist to media royalty, and what it means for the future of CBS News.

Backstreet's back.

Amazed at the number of guys who are willing to give interviews about how since they didn’t find love with women they found love with the computer that’s poisoning people in black neighborhoods

A poster for Master of the House.

100 years ago:
Master of the House (DK)
Original title: Du skal ære din hustru
A bully browbeats his wife and children until he meets his match in the woman who raised him.
1925-10-05
https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/55589