The Marketing Guy

I wonder if this is enough.

I wonder if a nap counts as goals.

I wonder if pigs have plans.

I wonder if I'm living life or remembering it as I go.

I wonder whether happiness melts faster when you notice it.

I wonder if comfort is 'settling' with better branding.

I wonder if the future knows how unprepared I am.

I wonder if that banana feels like time is running out.

I wonder if books feel judged by their covers.

I wonder if rain will stop falling for me.

I wonder if coincidences rehearse.

I wonder if time knows when I'm watching it.

I wonder if my bologna sandwich gets mad when I bite it.

I wonder where all the unicorns are hiding.

I wonder if boy ladybugs are called boybugs.

I wonder if shoes feel sad when they don't fit me anymore.

I wonder how tomorrow knows how to get here.

what's both your safest and wildest predictions between now and the trade deadline?

Pandering to any foreign president by buying his merch and standing in front of a Ford is just uniquely terrible comms strategy from Toyota.

Silicon Valley: Where some startups are born, some eaten, and most starve and die.

Being a cop has never sucked more and never mattered more. Most of the job is dealing with problems they can't solve or fix and shouldn’t have to. The last 1% is @#$! terrifying. That makes coppers hang together, and that causes trouble because they can’t belong to one another—but they inevitably do

Why Biden’s White House Press Secretary Is Leaving the Democratic Party Karine Jean-Pierre feels that Democrats were so mean to Biden that she is becoming an Independent.

This is one of the most shocking interviews with @ichotiner.bsky.social I have read in a while. How can Biden's head of communications be so bad at... communicating? Forming a clear and coherent argument?

Fun drinking game, but for every time you visibly cringe reading this @newyorker.com piece.

Construction is the unofficial soundtrack of sleep deprivation.

If states follow the will of the people and put Trump on ballots a 3rd time he can rewrite the Constitution. Boom. Legal!

Trump's new gold ballroom isn't about the economy or healthcare cuts. It's about doing what's right.

I think Trump was really brave for bailing out Argentina with our tax dollars.

*cue Vin Scully voice*

Take a bow!

Humans have walked the earth for 300,000 years and we get to live in the one where Shohei hits three home runs and gives up just two hits on 10Ks in 6 shutout innings. In the playoffs.

Is this the greatest game ever played? Did we just watch that?

If you can get your ego, worth and self esteem crushed slowly, you can get your ego, worth and self esteem crushed quickly.

The UN Security Council is broken. Countries in it are not aligned while countries that should be (India, Japan, Germany) are not allowed in.

What's not broken? The UN is a reminder of the things the US used to stand up for after WWII, things that we aren't so sure we are standing up for anymore.