the crestfallen homie

I am the sin eater.

I’m inventing a new type of payday loan that kills you

I am the bearer of the curse.

Can’t sleep clowns will eat me

Lying to my therapist that I’m Columbian instead of Wasian

Dobby enslaved

Good morning Vietnam!

hiii <3 long time tweeter, first time skeeter

you guys don't even have Da Milf

They’re calling it gangnam style

Praying every night before bed that I end up in the ICU in Tallahassee so Geoff can clean my penis

knife by the bedside just in case

Owning a vape at 30 is very Indiana jones 4. I’ve still got it

I must kill my Masters

Not even fucking joking right now she said she wants some marvin gaye 🙌

I’m fucking infected.

I would use the dark web for something really strange like buying a rare fossil

A lot of people don’t know this but Seamus is from New York City which explains a lot of their anti-social, aggressive, and territorial behavior.

Let those peasants in the United States wail in front of the 5,000 years of Chinese civilization.

You will be repaid in kind. Gather our armies.

Blood tithe. Sacrifice.

YOU MUST BELIEVE IN SPRING!!!!

Opted for the fresh squeezed orange juice over the decaffeinated oat milk mocha latte. More essential nutrients this way. Vitamin C!

I am Chinese

My stuff

No one touch my stuff I’ll be right back.