That one rando

YouTube video by Headline USA Jesse Jackson 'I Am Somebody' on Sesame Street

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The first time I ever used one of those I accidentally played Old Town Road like 5 times in a row.

I’m gonna need one of you to invent ranch dressing flavored popcorn.

Which is what I'd be doing if the Chiefs had played in it again this year.

Man am I glad I'm not driving home from my mom's after watching the game right now.

I heard the goddam Lion Sleeps Tonight song this morning and it is STUCK in my head and I just

Group chat freaking me out today.

Rest in Power, Shirley “Ms. Shirley” Raines, along with a photo

beauty2thestreetz Statement from Beauty 2 The Streetz It is with profound sorrow and heavy hearts that Beauty 2 The Streetz announces the passing of our beloved CEO and founder, Shirley Raines, affectionately known to so many as Ms. Shirley. Ms. Shirley dedicated her life to serving others and made an immeasurable impact on homeless communities throughout Los Angeles and Nevada. Through her tireless advocacy, deep compassion, and unwavering commitment, she used her powerful media platform to amplify the voices of those in need and to bring dignity, resources, and hope to some of the most underserved populations. This loss is devastating to the entire Beauty 2 The Streetz team, the communities we serve, and the countless individuals whose lives were forever changed by Ms. Shirley's love, generosity, and selfless service. Her legacy will continue to live on through the work she started and the hearts she touched. We humbly ask that you keep Ms. Shirley's family, loved ones, and the Beauty 2 The Streetz family in your prayers during this incredibly difficult time. Further information will be shared as it becomes available.

A photo of Ms Shirley and a person sitting down

Shirley Raines, founder of Beauty 2 The Streetz and known for her volunteer work serving homeless communities in Los Angeles and Nevada, has died

We’re getting disowned by Canadians

After rearing up to deck him herself, Omar went back to her speech. Our new Teddy Roosevelt at last

I drove off the road and then drove right back onto it on the way home tonight, which will probably be my personality for the rest of the week, at least.

We’re at that part of a snow storm when I watch people either crash into things or get stuck while driving.

BOTTEM.

Zup

Had some unhappy coworkers today

Just do what my brother used to and lick batteries.

Eugh.

After I die, the people who go through my stuff are going to see my spreadsheets detailing which books and movies I consumed this year and they’re gonna think, huh, look at that.

I did forget to turn off my alarm last night and was woken up this morning by it and immediately thought, I thought we were done for the week. And I was right.

A coworker is following me on insta now so I feel weird about posting weird stuff on there which is kinda a problem

Yeah I’m just gonna hide myself in the back of it and have them take me away.

Careful what you wish for…

Quote with your favorite pic of you from 2025

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If you are ever alone in the Trader Joe’s cheese aisle, it will mean that every ther person has vanished from the earth.

Some kind of food.

Omg they have these really pretty mushroom pillows there now.