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Ok the moon is really on one tonight

All I hear is two women hurting, probably from some shit a guy stirred up for his own entertainment. #actuallyromantic #sympathyisaknife

Ok, I like “The Fate of Ophelia” video. I like the song. Backlash to the backlash. Let’s go.

I’m not a Meghan Markle hater, but I’ve truly learned nothing from her Netflix series. The guest interactions are awkward and the projects feel like more trouble than they’re worth trying IRL. It’s pretty but just not connecting. #withlovemeghan

We can donate our 50k signing bonuses to the ACLU and Planned Parenthood. 🥰

We should all apply and then just be nice to everyone. ✌️

Georgia Football remains the most glorious hedonic treadmill conjured by a punishing God

Of all the billionaires, Taylor Swift is my favorite.

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I have Taylor Swift fatigue but I still think she’s a songwriting genius. She’s simply too prolific for us. We need a year or two off. Girl, go have fun. Produce someone else. Enjoy your man and your billions. We love you, but let us miss you.

Make movies 90 minutes again.

I have a special zipper pocket on my travel tote where I can feel the outline of my passport at all times so I don’t keep pulling it out to check it.

I think Captain Sandy sincerely wants everyone to love and respect yachting as a CAREER and half of the crew are like “this is a temp job, give me my money, let’s get drunk.”#belowdeckmed

I love that Gwyneth Paltrow looks close to her actual age in these Gap ads with daughter, Apple Martin. I want to see more real-ish women’s faces as I age. I need to know what 39, 45, 52 and 60 actually looks like.

I love Captain Sandy as a person and leader but she always has the most incompetent crew from the jump. Cringe to watch. #belowdeckmed

Anyone else notice it’s been really hard to find red tissue paper in stores for the past year or so? What’s up with that?

i want excellent health insurance for everyone

I keep saying this but the reason members of congress want to stay in office until they die is they can't buy that kind of elder care anywhere else, even if they are rich

Missed 5 kicks in 4 games. Butker is washed

Politics aside, I am deeply concerned about the near future of health insurance costs and coverage in this country.

I would love for her to re-record this as an acoustic album. Great songs at the core.

This Georgia game hasn’t even started yet and I’m already exhausted. #ugavbama

I legit forget some of these women are moms—on every housewives franchise. Their kids keep them humble.

And it’s soooo much better than whatever that other confessional look was.

Bronwyn strikes me as someone who was ill-treated by her Utah community as a young woman and she has learned what really matters. She has a sense of humor but suffers no fools or hypocrites. She stands up for herself without hitting below the belt. #rhoslc

The viewing audience appreciated it.

I know y’all love some Lisa Barlow, but I am personally enjoying her long overdue comeuppance. I’m smirking along with Whitney, Angie and Bronwyn. #rhoslc

Well that escalatored quickly!

Kacey Musgraves just did a live Instagram acoustic session and it HEALED ME. 🥹😊

Lime, tequila, salt… oh wait