QuasarSword

My wonderful wife has finally convinced me to watch #WynonnaEarp and I just had a meltdown laughing with delight when I learned that the weird ghost man who climbed out of the well is a MAIN CHARACTER

Why do I keep ending up on #reztok? I'm "mayonnaise is a flavour" white.

"I don't have social skills, I have cats" may be the truest thing I've said. Meet some new? Show cat pics. Think someone is attractive and interesting? Cat videos

lmao imagine being loved

I want a Mythbusters reboot that's hosted by butch lesbians.

I love my wife 😊

Yaassss

Also of note: I won't DM, because I know from experience that I am not good at it.

I need a local D&D group

John Lithgow has always been a vapid and pretentious ass, regardless of charisma

Sounds like pro-bug propaganda.

I want 7 pizzas but can only afford 1/7 of a pizza 😭

Transition changed my alignment.

One Last Stop is great!

*taps mic* "Some women pee standing up"

*crowd goes wild*

The cutest orange cat curling up on a warm gaming PC.

I wanna play too!

Wife Hands™️

I don't care what he calls himself, because I know what to call him.

Found my abuser on FB. Turns out he's transmasc. Congrats. He also told me I was a straight man when I tried to come out over 15 years ago. He then told me his daddy has lawyers when I tried to talk about consent.

But I won. I'm loved beyond belief, and my tits are amazing. He can rot in America.

Biden has just a few days left to do the right thing #FreeLuigi

My boobs have gotten so big, wtf

freckles 😳

They need to redevelop single family houses first. Put up all the ugly ass towers you want at the expense of five rich people. Fuck this nonsense of shoving out all of us in lower income mid-rise apartment buildings.

Source: I am currently being demovicted

Trans and enby people shouldn't be "Mr" or "Ms." I think we should use the prefix "Honored." "Ladies, Gentleman, and Honored guests." "May I take your coat, Honored." Try it out.

I hate that my card got declined on the brain meds I need to function; function so I can work; work so I can pay for brain meds.

I'm loving that "surprisingly busty" can be used to describe me now 🥰

Sam Elliot voices this

Think I'll refer to my time pre-transition as my "deep cover" era, and that my cover was blown. I have returned from the land of men, and I bring dire warnings.

Behold my favorite Christmas tree 🎄 🍕