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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

We created a searchable database with all 20,000 files from Epstein’s Estate Easily find every mention of Trump, Clinton, blackmail, and potential sex crimes in the thousands of private messages between Epstein and his close associates.

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the ~5 tons of CO2 emitted on this hourlong flight is roughly equivalent to what the average EU citizen emits in a year

yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

Second best place to fart: Jimmy johns.

False.

Best place to fart: let that shit rip in the checkout line. Make eye contact with everyone around you. Dominate them.

Worst place to fart: there is no bad place to fart.

As one of those dudes, rip.

People used to throw rocks at you until you died for this kind of stuff

I've been a garbage man and have the key. Hmu for copies

I think it’s cool when the grocery store asks you to donate to the food bank but also locks its dumpsters. It just makes sense

Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.

Cc @404media.co

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Fred Smith rips Brett Favre as a guy with a Wikipedia page that has two levels of subheadings in the "controversies" section

Wall Street drops to one of its worst days since April on worries about AI stocks and interest rates The U.S. stock market sank to its worst day in a month and its second-worst since April. The S&P 500 fell 1.7% Thursday and pulled further from its all-time high set late last month.

Bubble poppin ..... ????

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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.

Lmao

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/

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Good statement from the US conference of Catholic Bishops

internet is crazy

Don’t ever hand your phone to the cops Even if you’ve got nothing to hide.

Your Data Will Be Used Against You.
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i stopped writing for a while when i realized the only thing i was writing was "medicare for all is good and here's why" a bunch of different ways over and over again. But you can make a good living writing the same shit on repeat if you have the correct grievances

Flustered Hannity Struggles to Contain Guest Talking Trump ‘Dementia’ on Air The Fox News host was forced on the defensive by a liberal radio host he thought was easy meat.

Sean Hannity found himself scrambling for control when a liberal radio host hijacked a segment meant to mock her—turning it into a live-fire exchange over Trump, Epstein, and presidential dementia.

Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...

NEW: Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, and tell local cops whether to contact ICE about the person, while also removing apps designed to warn communities about ICE officials.

“Google wanted to ‘not be evil’ back in the day. Well, they're evil now."

50% piss either way

People who make primary source documents easily accessible to the public are the best

Thank you @paulgp.com

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:

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