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This is the final test post, and then auto-posting should turn off.

*glaring at code*

AND THEN AUTO-POSTING SHOULD TURN OFF, RIGHT

This is a second test post

This post may steal yo girl

This is not a post

This is a test post with no substance

This post will be used in a spreadsheet to track changes in automated posting

This post may eat small children

The collapse is coming.

You can roll your eyes at me, but I live firmly in Camp I Told You So and bitches aaaaaalways wanna pretend like they lived here the whole time.

There’s a reason billionaires and governments are teaming up to strip away rights and control the populace.

Collapse is coming.

I’m not a parent and I can’t tell you how to raise your kids.

What I can tell you is that your kids are dumb as shit. Dumb. As. SHIT, Becky.

READ YOUR CHILD A FUCKING BOOK

Folks! I will be spending the day working on my Pirate cosplay!

For anyone who is also interested in dressing up as a Pirate, might I recommend the following costume pieces:

- VPN
- Plex server
- 2 TB external storage

You do NOT need Paramount, Disney, or Netflix for this cosplay.

Have fun! 🏴‍☠️

The fascists always think they’re the Rebels, even though they’re obviously the Empire. This will never dawn on them because fascism is incompatible with self-reflection or comprehension.

Anyone who’s cared for an elderly family member with advanced dementia is so unbothered right now

“He said this! He did this!”

Of course he did, shit-for-brains. What the fuck did you think a spoiled old dude with his brain in decline would do? Save America?

Be so fucking for real lmao

Soundwave @LocalSoundwave Imagine being a bigot and into nerdy shit. Bro you're the villain in every story Imaooooo Soundwave @LocalSoundwave • 7/21/20 "Oh no they hate the X-Men because they're different” that's YOU you dumb ass motherfucker LMAO

this cycle happens once every few years and it never ceases to amaze

Amid “horrifying daily attacks on the prosecutorial independence of our southern neighbours," a top Ontario Crown attorney is sounding the alarm.

Poilievre and his MPs came out swinging for the freedom convoy organizers, criticizing the sentences the crown is seeking.

That's a problem:

I am nonbinary, but every day, and especially as an online creator, I have to contend with the fact that I am only ever viewed through the lens of my physical traits.

If I was not AFAB, I would not be viewed as an "angry feminist" nor would I be questioned on my knowledge of certain subjects.

Screenshot of a twitter post Nikita Gill is on hiatus nktgill What is Medusa's story if not a tale of a woman going to the ends of the earth to be left alone and men showing up to piss her off anyway.

*screeching noises*

Y’all gotta stop and think about whether you’re willing to face consequences for your posts.

I’m a lifelong anarchist. I walk the front lines because I’m willing to be arrested.

Some of you aren’t willing to, and THAT IS OKAY.

But you’ve gotta stop posting like you are. Cause they gon’ get you.

A new bombshell report just dropped that exposes hundreds of Canadian arms shipments to Israel.

I reached out to the government about this...and their response suggested either further obfuscation or that they're uninformed about weapons exports during a genocide.

Here's what happened:

Lmao I reactivated my TikTok account for two minutes just to tell Americans they still ain’t shit and pissed em all off again

Peekaboo!! You still suck, losers 🤪

I’m going to start a series of books in which the world is exactly the same, except the USA, Russia, and Israel just don’t exist. Nothing happened, it’s just an AU where we get to live in a world without them.

I don’t have an idea plot wise, I just think it’ll piss them all off and that’s funny.

We need a slur for straight people and I’d like to propose fagn’t

a man wearing glasses and a black shirt is standing in front of a gingerbread tree . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black shirt is standing in front of a gingerbread tree .

What I’m hearing is it’s open season on CEOs

The moment I go on a break, a blackstone ceo is killed by another civilian gunman and the state is trying to push a story about how it was jus' a lil' accident so we don't get any ideas

Conclusion: I should go on breaks more often

Someone emailed me to say I couldn’t support Palestine and enjoy brisket.

I need you all to go touch fucking grass.

I mean, a meal sized portion of brisket was like $9 haha

Wild. I fucking love a good brisket.

being a hater requires a bare minimum 13 charisma and some of ya'll dumped that stat

A big ol’ hunk of brisket. Huge, huge piece of brisket.

Did I miss the day where we all learned the price of brisket?

WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME BRISKET WAS SO CHEAP???

Pictured: $80 worth of brisket

When white people are wrong, they say they’re right, when white people are wrong and there’s receipts to show it, they say it’s “complicated.” And when the bodies are counted they’ll say they had no idea

It’s insane that some people are still trying to attribute the mass starvation of an entire country to “it’s just complicated in the region.” That’s the refuge of cowards. Geopolitics is always complicated. Moral clarity in the face of genocide is - or should be - a simple ask

Holy fuck this is horrible

Ehh hot take but until we completely reset this whole system and root out corruption from the ultra rich, I don’t trust our government to lead any social justice programs.

I’ve worked inside the system long enough to know that there are whole departments doing absolutely nothing except spending.

Are we still going to wait to see how this plays out?

#cdnpoli #canpoli

I’m a trained cynic, and I’m also a human being with empathy, so I think Israel and all of its white nationalist supporters can burn in the deepest pits of hell.

I can only imagine—and this is just me imagining—that this is part of a propaganda campaign.

I’ll return with more info as I find it.