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A delightful diversion parodying the political musings of our time concerning Alberta, Canadian affairs, and the tumultuous intrigues of American governance! Such an endeavor, when graced with the keen wit and sparkling irony of Miss Austen, is a treasure.

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A Timeline of Donald Trump's Creepiness While He Owned Miss Universe From walking into a teen dressing room to joking about his obligation to sleep with contestants, Donald Trump is a storied pageant creep.

Why, it's almost like trump still owned the Miss Universe franchise....
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

20.11.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait? What? There's a leadership race, you say?

20.11.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Uh huh, moral guide...

20.11.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New abortion laws jeopardize cancer treatment for pregnant patients With some cancers, the recommended drugs have known toxic risks to the fetus, and time is not on the patient's side.

Time for the NDP to surface horror stories from the U.S. and portray them as the future for Alberta if UCP passes a law on late-term abortion.

That is, frame the potential UCP law as a means to deny pregnant women life-saving medical attention.

www.cbsnews.com/news/abortio...

20.11.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or the trump administration could take out Maduro, declaring themselves as international criminal pariahs in the process.

Which one is best, Foreign Affairs?

Lame duck or criminal pariah?

20.11.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So, being an outsider from every multi-nation trading pact on the globe is not good enough for the UK?

The UK has to withdraw from the G20, too?

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.... whose mandate is to replicate the Berlin Olympics.

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The year is 2438. The Hollywood Reporter headline.....

"Tilly Norwood to star in Friends re-boot"

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After that, Farage can then address his 'repulsive' middle-age racism.

20.11.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The U.S. Coast Guard may as well come out and say it will no longer be coming to the aid of certain classes of people.

20.11.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, trump's $2k tariff checks idea.....

"Let's distribute wealth in the way the does the least amount of good with the maximum amount of damage to the economy"

20.11.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And if by "lover" you mean "employee".....

20.11.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here we go....

The @nytimes is signaling that it is going to help Mohammed bin Salman reconstruct his image.

Brutally killing journalists? Well, that was just the impetuous youth of bin Salman.

20.11.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not a "peace proposal", @theglobeandmail.com

Don't dignify it by referring it to one.

20.11.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You could easily imagine Jesse Welles performing "Join ICE" at Woodstock. Fits in quite well, actually.....

20.11.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or... just like Ukraine. And like Ukraine, Venezuela could do a lot with drones to push back.

20.11.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to the 1960s everybody!

20.11.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

November 20th:

25th Amendment Invocation Discussion Day

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Actor give dramatic portrayal of JD Vance threading the affordability needle......

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Downfall: Famous Bunker Scene (Actual Translation, Remastered, 1080p)
YouTube video by Gaming Tohru aka Shinoa Hiiragi Downfall: Famous Bunker Scene (Actual Translation, Remastered, 1080p)

Here we go, trump as envisioned by the producers of Downfall in 2004.....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjPe...

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Downfall: Famous Bunker Scene (Actual Translation, Remastered, 1080p)
YouTube video by Gaming Tohru aka Shinoa Hiiragi Downfall: Famous Bunker Scene (Actual Translation, Remastered, 1080p)

Let's see....

1. It's noticed that Trump's voice is markedly raspy.
2. Trump begins random calls out for executions.

Yes, it would seem that the U.S. has reached the Steiner Rant stage.....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjPe...

20.11.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Funny that trump's calls for executions should come up just after he met with Mohammed bin Salman.

Funny that.....

20.11.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Funny that trump's calls for executions should come up just after he met with Mohammed bin Salman.

Funny that.....

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Also, when you're move to get Seth Meyers fired has failed....

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How does fentanyl get into the US? President Trump has blamed China for its opioid crisis and imposed sweeping tariffs.

Canada doesn't produce fentanyl. Trump is targeting Canada, anyways.

According to data from the US Customs and Border Patrol, only about 0.8% of all seizures of fentanyl entering the US so far this year were made at the Canadian border.

It never about fentanyl.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

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States Rights!

Right, Republicans?

20.11.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminiscing about good times shared on Epstein island, I would think.

Not kidding.

19.11.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If trump complains about Canada killing its commitment to go with the F-35, all Canada needs to do is give trump a gold bar.

Problem solved!

19.11.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sweden’s Saab offers to build entire GlobalEye military surveillance plane in Canada Building the aircraft in Canada would create 3,000 jobs, company says

Let's by those Swedish fighter jets.

All the F-35 is, is a trash can that can barely fly, anyways.
www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art...

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Meet Lindsey Halliagn the Department of Justice’s most enthusiastic, catastrophically disorganized prosecutor. Klutzy in the courtroom and utterly incapable of remembering where she puts anythingβ€”including, this week, the indictment she was supposed to give the grand jury.

2/2

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