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A delightful diversion parodying the political musings of our time concerning Alberta, Canadian affairs, and the tumultuous intrigues of American governance! Such an endeavor, when graced with the keen wit and sparkling irony of Miss Austen, is a treasure.

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And yet, the entire globe will be holding a huge party when Trump dies.

Go figure, @politico.com....

14.08.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

or.....

Donald Trump is a longtime Russian operative and is merely executing his part of a plan that Putin has had in place for a substantial period of time.

14.08.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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FBI discovers cache of guns, armor and Nazi paraphernalia while raiding home in Washington state The FBI has discovered a cache of military weaponry and armor, including a machine gun and grenade launchers, along with Nazi paraphernalia during a raid of a home in Washington state.

Found himself....
apnews.com/article/nazi...

14.08.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even Tony Soprano is too good of a comparison for Trump.

For an accurate Trump comparison, that person must embody idiocy, sleaze, treason, degeneracy, lawlessness, and an egomania that places the interests of literally everyone in his community below that of his own.

14.08.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is absolutely impossible to believe that ICE did not show up at Newsome's press conference under the express orders of Trump.

14.08.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

This strategy of politicizing the means of production worked so well for the Soviet Union that Trump is going all in....

14.08.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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All of Kananaskis Country under bear warning, some trails closed | CBC News The entirety of Kananaskis Country, spanning more than 4,000 square kilometres of provincially managed land in southern Alberta, is now under a bear warning, as bear sightings and close encounters con...

Trails near Calgary have been closed due to Grizzly Bear presence.

Conservatives!

Exert your right to to hike wherever and whenever you want!
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

14.08.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman says you 're very very needy while sitting on a couch ALT: a woman says you 're very very needy while sitting on a couch
14.08.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In other news....

Economists at Yahoo Finance trace reaction to July inflation in core production numbers to outbreak of psoriasis.

14.08.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Repeat after me, @nbcnews.com.....

There were no bystanders on Jan 6th.
There were no bystanders on Jan 6th.
There were no bystanders on Jan 6th.
There were no bystanders on Jan 6th.

14.08.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

10. Stalin used Pravda as a tool for disseminating propaganda and shaping public opinion.
Trump uses FoxNews.

13.08.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Putin gets rare earth minerals in Alaska and then continues with the Ukraine war.

You can see this coming a mile away.

13.08.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh my gosh, Pam Bondi was born with AI-drawn fingers......

13.08.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If Gene Simmons shows up at the Kennedy Center then he's a Trump guy, forever.

13.08.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump administration demands $1bn from UCLA to restore federal funding UC president says β€˜payment of this scale would completely devastate’ system while Gavin Newsom expresses outrage

What research RFK Jr doesn't kill, Trump will crater by killing university research budgets.....
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

13.08.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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BYD's 5-Minute EV Fast Charging: We Tried It. It's A Game-Changer BYD's new Megawatt charging proves that 5-minute charging stops are possible. And China will get there first.

If the Ford doesn't charge 5 minutes then Ford loses.
insideevs.com/news/758625/...

13.08.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about Desmond Tutu reflection that does not apply to Trump....

Trump is never neutral in situations of injustice because Trump is always the oppressor.

13.08.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If only they made white ketchup and white mustard...

13.08.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

... and of course, will continue to whine and moan about not winning a Nobel.

13.08.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Headlines from the Future, Today! This from 2026....

"As Kennedy Center award winner, Trump gives himself all the gold stored in Fort Knox."

13.08.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck you, KISS.
Fuck you, Rocky.
Fuck you, Gloria Gaynor.
Fuck you, George Strait.
Fuck you, Michael Crawford.

May the legacy of your careers rot in hell.

13.08.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a leather jacket is smiling next to a woman in a white dress ALT: a man in a leather jacket is smiling next to a woman in a white dress
13.08.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck you, KISS.
Fuck you, Rocky.
Fuck you, Gloria Gaynor.
Fuck you, George Strait.
Fuck you, Michael Crawford.

May the legacy of your careers rot in hell.

13.08.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck you, KISS.
Fuck you, Rocky.
Fuck you, George Strait.
Fuck you, Michael Crawford.

May the legacy of your careers rot in hell.

13.08.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck you, KISS.
Fuck you, Rocky.
Fuck you, George Strait.
Fuck you, Michael Crawford.

May the legacy of your careers rot in hell.

13.08.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, for crying out loud, @theguardian.com, every "Trump gives assurances" piece needs additional context with the story that lists the number of agreements, treaties and deals Trump has broken.

13.08.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The idea that Charles Fain Lehman has, that Trump's deployment of troops in Washington DC is out of a concern for the city is, at best, naive to the point of ludicrous.

Assuming he's not this naive, Charles Fain Lehman comes across as a Trump stooge who's trying to make dictatorship seem palatable.

13.08.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Unhappily Hip

13.08.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anybody who accepts a Kennedy Center award from Trump, better be prepared for becoming loathed like they have never contemplated being loathed before it their lives....

12.08.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Remembering the Bismarck the way that it should be remembered....

12.08.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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