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A delightful diversion parodying the political musings of our time concerning Alberta, Canadian affairs, and the tumultuous intrigues of American governance! Such an endeavor, when graced with the keen wit and sparkling irony of Miss Austen, is a treasure.

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a woman in a blue sweater is standing in front of a mirror and saying literally insane . ALT: a woman in a blue sweater is standing in front of a mirror and saying literally insane .

"Mercurial shifts"

16.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You can tell this is a lie because if Trump was allowed to design warships, every U.S. warship would have a maiden figurehead on its prow....

16.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Harsh Reality of Life Under Apartheid in South Africa | HISTORY For decades, the country's Black majority was controlled by racist laws enshrining white supremacy.

Let's be honest, the heritage that Elon Musk really misses is his South African Boer heritage.....

www.history.com/articles/apa...

16.02.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn't matter how transparent the Nobel Committee is, it will never satisfy the unreal expectations of Trump.

Where did Trump go wrong?

Try Trump being unable to control his criminally insane impulses, @theatlantic.com......

16.02.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mission statement of Trump's Board of Peace

"We're going to cleanse the Gaza Strip of all {Palestinians and then turn Gaza into Dubai"

Which by the way is the plan for Cuba, too.

15.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a batman costume with a yellow bat on his chest ALT: a man in a batman costume with a yellow bat on his chest

One notable exception..... The Batusi

The transformation of Batman from a creature of the night into the king of the discotheque would improve any Batman movie.

15.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Chuck Schumer is collaborating with the trump regime.

Because you just can't be that stupid.

15.02.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How will know when the next pandemic outbreak even occurs?

The CDC will not be capturing statistics, let alone report them, and the few newsrooms that become aware of an outbreak will not report on it.

15.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a red sweater and tie is sitting in a chair giving a thumbs up . ALT: a man in a red sweater and tie is sitting in a chair giving a thumbs up .

Come on, @nytimes, you can say "ICE committed a crime and covered it up".

I know you can. It'll be such a good feeling when you do...

15.02.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and the words `` sure '' written on his face . ALT: a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and the words `` sure '' written on his face .

Watch Trump undercut and nullify everything Rubio says, and that is assuming that Rubio has any believability to begin with......

15.02.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With trump not even pretending to follow, and mocking, the most simplest beginner-level Christian practices....
bsky.app/profile/atru...

14.02.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"In order to save the village, we had to destroy it"

Rubio expressing some real "fighting the Vietcong" energy......

14.02.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shackled, abused and humiliated: Report paints grim picture of life in ICE detention | CBC Radio A Human Rights Watch report documents overcrowding, rampant abuse and denial of medical care at three migrant detention centres in Florida amid U.S. President Donald Trump's immigration crackdown.

1. Do people have any hope out getting out?
2. Are the conditions inhumane?
3. Do the guards mistreat prisoners?
4. Do people die there?
5. Are children incarcerated?

Yes, ICE detentions centres are concentration camps.
www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...

14.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field

As in "Uncle Jeffrey, I've been bad today...."

14.02.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, see: Trump, Melania; Musk, Elon; alleged fraud on U.S. citizenship applications

14.02.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(d) Trump fancies Noem, himself.

13.02.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Love comes in all forms.

Love as in "I'd love to see Fetterman fall off a cliff"

13.02.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, Stalin didn't need an election to grab control of the Soviet Union.....

13.02.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In other news....

Audiovisual technician at White House fired and thrown out of the White House.

13.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hermione granger from harry potter is looking at something ALT: hermione granger from harry potter is looking at something

Who wants to see somebody say β€œplease shut the fuck up for ten goddamn seconds buddy” to trump on a debate stage?

13.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜More to come,’ HUR says, as sabotage fires spread across Russia Russia faces an increase in the arson and β€œspontaneous combustion” of electrical panels, railway relay cabinets, and other infrastructure helping Moscow wage its war against Ukraine over the past week...

What kind of things are done in Russia, for comparison's sake, you say?
kyivindependent.com/ukraines-mil...

13.02.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜More to come,’ HUR says, as sabotage fires spread across Russia Russia faces an increase in the arson and β€œspontaneous combustion” of electrical panels, railway relay cabinets, and other infrastructure helping Moscow wage its war against Ukraine over the past week...

As the trump regime continues on its current path, here's a small glimpse at the future....

kyivindependent.com/ukraines-mil...

13.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Now if only it was possible for Roethlisberger could get the Epstein endorsement....

13.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is smiling in a dark room with peacock written on the bottom ALT: a woman is smiling in a dark room with peacock written on the bottom

Will the bat-shit crazy president issue a post-humous pardon for OJ Simpson?

13.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm all for having the chief qualification of Noem's pilot to be an undue concern for her blankie.....

13.02.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Indicates Intent to Escalate Ethnic Cleansing in Gaza US President Donald Trump’s statement on February 4, 2025, that the United States would β€œtake over” the Gaza Strip and that the Palestinian population there would need to be moved out would, if implem...

Trump is part of the initiative to cleanse Palestinians from the Gaza Strip and is looking to do the same to Cuba....

For the real estate development opportunities.
www.hrw.org/news/2025/02...

12.02.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How many people think RFK jr is out there sniffing toilet seats,
cocaine or no cocaine?

12.02.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need to hold a big ticker-tape parade for the bacteria or virus that finally gets RFK jr.

12.02.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not the "United States and other countries".

The U.S. is a class by itself, governed by a predatory insane person for whom any agreement can be torn up on a whim, and Albertan would be totally dependent on a criminal who does not care if any Albertan lives or dies.

thehill.com/homenews/adm...

11.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The minute Trump hears that Air Canada is not purchasing from Boeing, he is going to have a conniption.

When he does, it will be another sign that the free market is dead in North America.

11.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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