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Zohran! 🎉

Hematology/Oncology place pushed my appt back by 5 MORE months. My insurance may be gone by then. Neato. Naturally, switched the visit to a different MD. 👻

This is so upsetting

That right there is a good kitty

Tangents are also my specialty 🤣

... escalated into agoraphobia of sorts.) My life was burned to the ground twice over in that time so I'm no exception to that, but in regard to my ~covid era trauma~ after effects, it's hitting weirder and weirder, ping-pong style.
I have been taking my time away from apps as I can, then...well!!

Yes, yes, yes. lol. That is the final question isn't it? Covid messed with that for everyone - I truly believe it. It crippled us in many ways, turning our world 2D, internalized, claustrophobic...I've noticed some of my favorite people permanently changed (i.e. anxiety disorders seemingly ...

I'm stuck on IG myself! I miss friends and feel disconnected b/c of the apps. Sure meme sharing is great but often I just deeply wish to reconnect and be silly in person, chill out, play music...laugh. Sure we had pagers and the baby Nokia phones, but we also had face to face connections

It's a bizarre world. This message is needed!

I think a specific haircut also ties into this, mirite?

I do not, although I'm tempted to say it could be the highly coveted cookies 'n creme beetle variety? Cronch.

I got in "trouble" for this twice today already and I gotta tell you, it only makes me laugh harder.

This, but less cutesy

This is both my fighting and interpretive dance style

I really just wanted to pay it in filthy pennies.

Actual photo of the author

Sorrynotsorry: local union buster/"chef" Ann Kim's continual (deserved) misfortune makes me feel better. Good riddance, Young Joni! My only wish is that her long suffering staff find better employment. #stillthenastiesthater Here is your sign to be a good human today at your job

All he wants is for someone - literally anyone - to genuinely love or even like him. It will never, ever happen

Is an upside down toilet on the side of the highway on the way to your IUD removal behind a Hardee's a good omen? Don't worry, I'm sure there's lots of paper towels.

Ha! YES. Ohhhhh I have so much to wordvomit about this but I'm gonna keep my heart rate down today

Sign me up!

This trump speech is legitimately as upsetting, if not more, than watching 9/11 happen as a teen. When Rep. Green (D-TX) was removed, my heart rate jumped 20 more pts and it's probably never going down.

I want to human-centipede chain the entire DJT administration together & well, I better not say

Another fine addition to Toilets Across America.

Sensational! The plan is working.

I am pleased to announce that after doing my taxes yesterday, I owe the U.S. government...one dollar.

Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at HR@opm.gov.

Yes!!! Memories of this (I'd only ever borrowed a copies, so it's fun to see!)

Sigh
I cannot seem to locate the hopeless stress-induced hair loss emoji, HAVE YOU SEEN IT

This checks out

That's a great one!