Gloomy

im pregnant and its his

お野菜

oopsie i ate too much marijana and i went to heaven and saw josh

ive got u girl im gonna get u wet

me too

dateamonster on tumblr: "messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils." #ungodly screeching

(Doodle)
He's angy!
#Klonoa

a lil follow up

the truck is coming

pawmot is in my kin shallot

肉食

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

no one knows hows shes lived this long...

I love how he says it when getting hit and how he sounds so offended by it

this is so true

Shakashuri Blowdown

HRT progress update

flyer for "RED LINE RUMBLE" hosted by burr go boom, a 3v3 standard first to five tournament with first prize a Honda Civic

the page from blue lock about playing soccer with your life on the line, but instead it reads "HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED BEYBLADE WITH A HONDA CIVIC ON THE LINE?!!"

Beyblade is intense in Michigan.

numnumnum

certified by a real unovan patriot

here.. abrotchabuger... *PAFF*

Foxy Shazam got me telling the hipsters im not gay at all

a knight who was once a witch

post from japanese fursuit maker kabukoubou of a large purple dragon fursuit with a long neck and pear shape body

Now see, this is peak dragon fursuit shape right here.

dunkin donuts update: the heart boston creme looks like an ass and when you bite it cum spills out