Amalia 🌻

a nursing student messaged me on TikTok and said her professor used my video about spoon theory (from 4 years ago mind you) in their lecture and ???????? apprarently I’m helping educate the future of healthcare one tiktok at a time

3 minute videos mean I can start posting stand up clips.

I want to have a “day out on the boat” at some point in my life but I’m missing a key ingredient (knowing a single person who owns a boat)

just finished the series and I will be chasing the emotional whiplash these books gave me for the rest of my life

why do we have a FUCKING MEASLES OUTBREAK AND DEATHS IN 2025

don’t know what took me so long to start throne of glass

(yes I do it’s committing to all 8 books)

I’m dying at the censoring of the eagles speech coming after they drop an f bomb every 3 seconds

Maybe you're not “bad at resting”... maybe society has conditioned everyone to believe that exhaustion is a personality trait. We're gonna unlearn it. Dare to nap. Sleep out of spite. Rest in rebellion.

this is a masterpiece. jalen giving landon a beer shower (and landon STILL tying first with saquon). jimmy fully struggling to keep up. the eagles overalls. the big dom shirts. PERFECTION

Jake Elliot I love you

@thrivingautistic.bsky.social have created a therapy passport for autistic people to fill in and state their needs to send to a therapist before meeting with them. Fabulous idea 👏

www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/nck2w...

paris hilton and cynthia erivo bringing their own interpreters to the grammys is actually cool as fuck 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

unfortunately my nervous system can’t understand the difference between being held at gunpoint and someone being possibly disappointed in me

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

every time I pass someone in eagles gear and say “go birds” and they look at me like I’m crazy a little part of my soul dies

the things I’d do for a bills eagles super bowl

Go Birds.

I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard, please keep coming back to the east coast @dropouttv.bsky.social

remembered last minute to switch my loan repayment plan because the government sucks and can’t just leave things alone and I just want work to start counting towards my 10 years for forgiveness 🫠🫠🫠

snoW much fun!

BetMGM | #FlyEaglesFly

“oh yes time to watch my favorite football team and feel nauseous for 3 hours and screech at my tv this is peak relaxation”

With Washington winning tonight, only one NFC team has not made it to the NFC championship in the 21st century:

Dallas Cowboys.

Josh Sweat and his mom leveraging the family name for a Downy clothing freshening commercial is, quite honestly, brilliant. Nothing but respect.

16 books into the year so far, took a little hiatus but getting back on track for year two of my 31 books in 31 days challenge 📚

first post: Go Birds 🦅