Chris Page

Damn that is hot as hell

I got 12. I am a cutie!

Got into real Tummy Tuesday posting hours.

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Precisely my writing process 😂😂😇

Fuck Streeting
Fuck Labour

Love this

Want to nom

Genital Ghost- great band name

About to watch Alien: Earth. Seen a few "how to watch the alien universe chronologically" articles.
Waste of time- watch in order they were made.
The later ones have nods to the originals. Also to watch in order you start with the AVP movies, which would be a mistake

I love hearing the weird little things people do

drawing of a goblin flying with fabric wings

*throws a goblin at you*

Me whenever I'm watching a crime drama and the writers give the murderer a big, emotional confession speech-

I'm a gnome guy lol

On the left: the text "GAMES WORKSHOP" rendered in a vibrant red and yellow angular typeface. On the right: the words "GAMES WORKSHOP" rendered in the same bland Gill Sans-esque capitals that every bloody brand uses these days.

What an utterly dogshit rebrand. Take something unique, characterful and distinctive and make it look like every other bland corporate unbrand out there.

Genius

Deciding to visit somewhere based on drone images is moronic. What are you going to do when you get there, levitate?

Mixed feelings about Hogan.
Part of me mourns the hero of my childhood- moral, tough, brave and resilient.
But part of me knows the real man was wildly different and an awful person in many ways.
I'm sad despite this, I've lost my childhood hero twice, and there's no chance of one last face turn

No cheating last saved celebrity photo is youe therapist. Who is it?

I think I'd be okay.

he’s biting the heads off angels now

Its a thing, but its not mandatory/expected like in the States. I usually just tip for v good service or have some spare cash on me

Agreed

My wife got drunk last night. Unrelated to this, we had a huge row. I knew she wouldn't remember it today. I had to look at her phone this morning to turn her alarm off, & saw she'd sent herself a message reminding herself about the row. I deleted the message before she woke up.

The old king's #indolence might doom them. Prince Walaric felt the terror buzzing in the castle.
No preparations had been made, no army raised and now he, who'd never fought outside of fencing lessons, would have to lead the defence.
Walaric's inner monolgue was a stream of expletives
#horrorprompt

Damnnnnn

a Pride flag with the caption, "If your pastor tells you to reject your queer kid, reject your pastor and find a new church."

Do it. You don't want to carry that kind of regret your whole life.

I think one of my favourite ads at the moment is the one for AI where a girl uses it come up with a tagline for an ad.
It's an awful ad.
But I like that ad men came up with an ad that basically says "you won't need ad men now".
The turkeys, having voted for Christmas, are now sending out recipe tips

If music is your therapy, who is your therapist?

Re: Metro: "my son cut off contact- I'm cutting him from my will"
mother is asked by the son not to contact him until he's ready (son's in therapy) and then proceeds to try over and over to contact him?! Also annoyed other son knows more than he tells her? Because he respects boundaries?!