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TJM πŸ’• Ian Happ Guy 2016 World Series Champions 🐻⚾️ Created @catchprobability.com Running: @cubsbot.bsky.social @directorofmorale.bsky.social @umpscorecard.bsky.social

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cant wait for october

04.08.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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right on time, @redturn2. 😌

03.08.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Cubs all wearing 23 tomorrow is that gonna be posted πŸ‘€

01.08.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surely they make up for this be extending Tucker right guys? /s

31.07.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Cubs really are good at kicking the fans in the taint

31.07.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

If that’s for the cubs I think I’m disappointed.

31.07.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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FO23VER.

29.07.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
A white pinstriped Chicago Cubs 1984 home jersey, number 23.

A white pinstriped Chicago Cubs 1984 home jersey, number 23.

@baseballhall.org 2B Ryne Sandberg passes away at the age of 65. In parts of 16 seasons with the #Phillies and #Cubs, Sandberg slugged 285 home runs, made ten All-Star appearances, won nine Gold Glove awards, and was named the 1984 NL MVP. The Cubs retired his number 23 in 2005.

29.07.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We need pitching

29.07.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the extension as long as we make some moves that help the team. I don’t know what those are but damn we gotta do something.

28.07.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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time to pay the bills

28.07.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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THERES SOMETHING IN THAT MORALE BLEND

27.07.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nacho Alvarez Jr. lines out to left fielder Heliot Ramos.

Catch probability: 2%
Est. Distance Covered: 82.0 ft
Exit Velo: 79.0 mph
Launch Angle: 19 deg
Hit Distance: 252 ft

23.07.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Matt Shaw has no fans I am dead

20.07.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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think that ball landed in Atlanta...

18.07.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Sweet! I look forward to whatever you release

08.07.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there anything else you (idk if you’re solo or a team) created or anyway to support you?

08.07.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How is this man not an all star?

07.07.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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pete's a starter for a reason.

04.07.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
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Cubs.

04.07.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Matt McLain lines out sharply to center fielder Ceddanne Rafaela.

Catch probability: 28%
Est. Distance Covered: 48.7 ft
Exit Velo: 104.6 mph
Launch Angle: 13 deg
Hit Distance: 276 ft
@officialreds.bsky.social #DirtyWater

03.07.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
01.07.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Home runs have been such a problem lately.

28.06.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That Gold Glove blend. 😌

28.06.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is an Ian Happ Stan account now

28.06.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew it

24.06.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Send him down

24.06.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happ

21.06.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve seen enough of Pressly. Get him out of here.

20.06.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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you should vote for ian happ.

20.06.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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