Emmaline

Me whenever the internet goes down: The Unabomber was right

Biggest lie I ever tell myself these days is that I'm gonna take a break from RP for one night

Just rewatched St Elmo's Fire for the first time in my 30s and have come to the conclusion it's a film about how shit men are and how they ruin women's lives

I think I'm addicted to the Sakura sprite thing from Maccies, I'm not even joking

This race is just me shouting "COME ON LIAM" wanting him to launch an attack on Oscar

Don't mind me I'm just on my knees crying screaming at the sky dramatically

Apparently my cousin's little one said I'm very clever, and tbh that's the most validated I've ever felt

New Creeper is absolutely stunning (as I knew it would be)

When the client doesn't show up but you still gotta charge them 🙃

Fuck it, I'm watching Heathers again

If you make it impossible to book an appointment on your website and then tell me to call a number ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE WHEN IT RINGS thanks

I love this time of year because every single week brings new music 😍

Oscar caught the bottle LMAO

Absolutely cackling

Hoping, praying, wishing for the rain to get worse

My favourite place 😍

Did the full weekend at Zandvoort this year for about the same amount of money I would have paid for 2 days at Silverstone, would definitely recommend doing a European one

New annoyance unlocked: people on twitch who have their VODs set to subscriber only. Why? What purpose does this serve?

Italian national anthem is such a banger

Crying for Victor Martins again

What is happening in #Formula2?! What a mess!

Jamie Chadwick dresses like a Victorian boy

On the train station and a little kid has just asked "can we watch more Father Ted?"

Hello depressing rainy UK I am back in you

Bye zandvoort, its been a pleasure. I'd love to come back again 🥰

Just saw 3 drunk probably children and all 3 looked like James acaster

I saw Hadjodium!!!!

2 nights in a row this dj has played "all I want for Christmas is you" by Mariah Carey. Mate, it's August. Its been 22 degrees all day. Stop.

I've been inflicted with blisters on my first day, all because I wore the ugliest effing shoes I own (they're supposed to be good for walking in, liars)