Lionel Hutz

Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.

Love all, help all.

Go Jackets.

I don’t really day/morning drink because I’m not 24. But something about Penn station demands a tallboy with breakfast

Real hero’s don’t wear capes

Lmao this MF thinks he’s alive

a cartoon of homer simpson and a man holding a bird cage with the words still got it below him ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and a man holding a bird cage with the words still got it below him

Whoa I’m out here catching strays in the sub headline

I’ve been saying it for a while now, but, between all the AUSA’s that have resigned, the intense focus of law enforcement on immigrants, and the sheer incompetence of those left in our federal prosecutorial offices… fucking great time to commit federal crimes. bank robbers, this is your moment

I want to believe that, and perhaps someday will calm enough to do so.

It’s the angriest I’ve ever been about a vote I cast

I worked so hard to elect this guy, worst political rug pull I’ve ever experienced. Gutting to see he’s just another rich loser

She appears to have falsified the indictment herself, though I’m just inferring that

Fuck the numbers must be so, so bad

“Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with my local police” gimli meme

Her name is Lindsey Halligan. Her nickname is “literally the only person with bar membership willing to indulge the president‘s frivolous vendetta”

We also don’t sanction enough

It’s hard to say because truly no prosecutor gives enough of a shit about any individual case to risk their whole career on it by lying, and because any competent prosecutor properly secures indictments with ease. But probably: case dismissed, lawyer disbarred, lawyer potentially prosecuted.

Well, yeah, I am not voting for a candidate that has been decomposing for a century or two.

David Byrne used to pull random words out of a hat to write songs—they’re considerably more cogent than whatever this is

Our dog Is called Noodles, which is of course short for “Spaghetti Orzo”

These are the kinds of mistakes that a 1L makes at their first mock argument and is immediately highly embarrassed of. she simply cannot practice criminal law. This is a qb throwing a fwd pass after the line of scrimmage, a tennis player hitting the ball after two bounces— fundamentally incompetent

Playing Hades 2 before bed means waking up humming “gonna clawww out your eyyyyyes…”

Because if their value was determined by their competence or character they would be worthless, hence, bizarre archaic rules that award them status without virtue is their way to the top without actual self improvement

If this video existed of me I would pay its owner an inconceivable sum to delete it

2004 Red Sox Media Guide, Das Kapital

Nothing in the world could be funnier than a picture of Donald Trump sucking Bill Clinton’s dick. Nothing in the whole world.

Attacking a federal district judge as an “activist” for issuing a lawful ruling is an assault on judicial independence. A democracy cannot function when executive agencies denigrate judges for doing their jobs.

Shutdown ain’t over til I see that paycheck bruh

some of these Judges might be mad enough? Cmon just let me dream

It’s going to open and shut just in time to not extend my upcoming parental leave.

I mean , fuckin, spoliation, man. Time for adverse inferences