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Briala

@staticsan.bsky.social

Been a programmer for a long long time and yeah, I've seen some stuff. I also make ambient music and other art, listen to Kpop and generally try to survive this neuro-divergent, trans-gender life. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Embrace What Makes You Happy. linktr.ee/staticsan

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Dear computer boffins please stop trying to fix problems I donโ€™t have | First Dog on the Moon I donโ€™t want AI in anything and certainly not everything please stop asking * Sign up here to get an email whenever First Dog cartoons are published * Get all your needs met at the First Dog shop if what you need is First Dog merchandise and prints Continue reading...

Dear computer boffins please stop trying to fix problems I donโ€™t have | First Dog on the Moon

03.10.2025 06:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 71    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Confused complaints to ABC Australia reveal anger over Jimmy Kimmel The ABC has received hundreds of complaints about US talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live! being pulled off air and threats to boycott sponsors ... but that's the problem when two broadcasters from different c...

Lol! Americans angry about the American Broadcasting Corporation censoring Jimmy Kimmel have been accidentally sending their complaints to the Australian Broadcasting Commission. This gives an insight into the level of rage the American ABC is receiving! Justified rage
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

20.09.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 162    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I chanced across that trailer last night once again. It's aged fast and it hasn't even been released yet!

12.09.2025 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me in a red dress over a white t shirt. I'm making a V sign at the camera.

Me in a red dress over a white t shirt. I'm making a V sign at the camera.

It is a very sunny day today.

07.09.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?

Itโ€™s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.

06.09.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7639    ๐Ÿ” 1967    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 114    ๐Ÿ“Œ 173

An oldie but a goodie.

30.08.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to parse this at being "a player of appalling chess", whatever that is.

30.08.2025 07:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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James Dobson Is Dead, Was A Monster | Defector James Dobson was a nasty dude. He liked to beat children and dogs with a belt and to rain misery and punishment on the vulnerable; we know all of this about him because he said as much in public,โ€ฆ

James Dobson is dead, was a monster: defector.com/james-dobson...

21.08.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1670    ๐Ÿ” 353    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 115
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Sign the Petition Not in our name: Women in support of the trans+ community

In just eleven weeks the @nionwomen.bsky.social petition organised by cis women who are fed up with transphobia being imposed in their name has obtained 1,000 more signatures than the transphobic one did in six years.

Transphobia is not popular.

Please sign and shareโ€ฆ

08.08.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 100    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

A friend of mine has 8 magic sentences

1. Wondering if you're trans is pretty fucking trans.
2. Cis people don't spend all their time wondering if they're trans.
3. HRT is magic.
4. The only treatment that works for being trans is transition.
5. Repression and denial do not work.

18.07.2024 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 256    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Sometimes kids are just trans, and trying to deny that gets them killed, and no amount of telling yourself that surely they couldn't have really been trans because of your arbitrary understanding of transness will change that.

23.05.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โ€˜Hello pervertโ€™: the sextortion scam claiming to have videoed you How to deal with an email that says your device has been hacked and the camera used to record an intimate act

โ€˜Hello pervertโ€™: the #sextortion scam claiming to have videoed you - www.theguardian.com/money/2025/m... NB: "Do not worry if the phish includes one of your passwords as this has probably been obtained from an historical breach of personal data, rather than through access to your devices."

11.05.2025 07:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

But he kept presenting himself as a target, though.

03.05.2025 11:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"i cant see how the coalition wins from here"

03.05.2025 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 312    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A picture of Antony Green next to the phrase "has Antony Green called the election?"

A picture of Antony Green next to the phrase "has Antony Green called the election?"

So I'm not sure Antony has *quite* called it, but we're at least here... #AusVotes

03.05.2025 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh.... Anthony has called it without saying he's called it. #AusPol #AusVotes25

03.05.2025 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They left him enough rope to hang himself, I would say.

03.05.2025 10:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's getting such a shellacking.

03.05.2025 09:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder what the FTA TV ratings will be like tonight. All the social media I'm on seem to be watching the ABC.

03.05.2025 09:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Musk has had an obsession about this for decades. He wants to copy We Chat.

03.05.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
02.05.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What is the lifespan of software? What if you make software that's silly and full of whimsy? Will people remember it? Anyway, here's a video someone recently posted of โ€œGood Luck, Babe!โ€ by Chappell Roan performed through the composer feature in Mario Paint, a game released on Super Nintendo in 1992

01.05.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5376    ๐Ÿ” 1325    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 105    ๐Ÿ“Œ 80

Arturia have released their one of their regular big upgrades, this time to the V Collection (soft synths). Somewhat predictably, I've already heard stories of their website and licensing servers being slow... :) Not a bad problem to have, all things considered.

25.04.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the wilder political things in recent history is that Project 2025 publicly released a 900 page document laying out their plans to roll back 100 years of human progress and then during the campaign Republicans just said "no we're not :)" and then they won and now they're doing it all.

24.04.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16643    ๐Ÿ” 6046    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 279    ๐Ÿ“Œ 221
Blond trans  woman in a white t-shirt under a red dress looking at the camera.

Blond trans woman in a white t-shirt under a red dress looking at the camera.

Me.

18.04.2025 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They need to actually arrest people.

17.04.2025 07:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

imagine just saying this

07.04.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 106    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yes Peeps. How long had I called Spud as Komandant SS Spud. And someone in Wagga Wagga (just north of ChopSuey ChopSuey) agreed with me. And WTF is @pollywatch.bsky.social

02.04.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a similar process to "just start making music". Which is why so many music people leave equipment setup and ready to go as much as possible.

21.03.2025 08:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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