emet-selch’s third seat

playing barbie dress up while saving the world

love ffxiv so much. “here’s the person that’s gonna save us all” and they introduce the sluttiest hrothgal on this side of the star (me)

man kinda scared i got myself into yet another “man manages to hide his disturbingly bad self for A While” situation and wtf !!!

oooohoohugu i’m beign sos sos so normal…. i promise i promise

my brain shuts off every time i see this i need him carnally

are you fucking kidding me

i had to take a smoke break after the big fight w her bc my wife… we were supposed to marry and be rich gay aunts…

i love that i have very accepting coworkers, but it’s always funny when they just don’t fully understand, so im being hit with “she” while talking about transitioning to a whole dude 😭

i was howling at moments

like…. is a very very big understatement.

I just adore her so much already. Peak cat. My hrothgal’s idol

hitting dawntrail, if I wasn’t already one of wuk lamat’s shooters, im sure about to be

THE ANGEL!!! THE LIGHT PF MY LIFE!!!!

I AM GOING TO BE VERY JORMAL ABOUT THIS IM GOING TO BE VERY BARK BARKABRK BARK WOOF WOOOF WOOF BARK

i am flinging myself around the room

I love my bf… but if I pay for weed, and you take into the roommates room to smoke, im gonna get a little upset if it’s left in there!! i just wanna take a dab :’)

ngl a very entertaining bit of endwalker was just gloves off duking it out with Zenos. just straight fists. love that for lunala

walnuts for brains

i think i should get to fight one of my coworkers a week, because WHO TF shoved this busted case to the BACK of the shelf !!!

fffinally completed endwalker…. what do you mean……….

glad that little bits like this didn’t get spoiled for me, this shit BLINDSIDED ME

and how about you try summoning some bitches

i love that you can tell him you don’t need help. bitch is throwing planets at us, imma need some help buddy !!

not necessarily what he’s saying in this. what do you mean his ass went to old sharlayan. what do you mean they helped him get here. What Do You mean i just hopped on his back and rode into battle. What The Fuck?

i have a Lot of screenshots from this last stretch of endwalker but. What The Fuck? what the fuck.. what do you MEAN

hhhh eemet sseclh i loev youy…

just finished elpis arc. no i’m not leaving the fetal position for a while.

a statue of a man with a beard and ears ALT: a statue of a man with a beard and ears

Forgot I was at the entrance of “the dark inside” when I logged back in

reading some comments, im so glad planned parenthood was smart enough to also prescribe drawing needles at the start. like what do y’all mean drawing with 25G needles…

I probably come off as a villain-fucker when I talk about ffxiv (which is ok!), but I have to assure anyone listening that I do want to fuck the good guys too. like they’re not out of the question.