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Bridge burning grudge bearer. ‘James Joyce meets Les Dawson.’ BuyMyFuckingBook™ direct from www.michelehowarth.com Instagram @wernerherzogmeets

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Oh it was better than telly Paul.

19.08.2025 11:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can remember, watching as a family, as they curled up in the frying pan.

19.08.2025 10:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Panda life... Not a single care.😅🤣 #bluesky

18.08.2025 11:14 — 👍 8234    🔁 992    💬 218    📌 118
A page from an online shop showing seven Vesta beef curries for £25.59

A page from an online shop showing seven Vesta beef curries for £25.59

Remember them? You can still buy them! Seven at a time, for the die hard devotees.

18.08.2025 18:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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I would say the same thing about monocles, however Bruce Mitchell of the Durutti Column was once spotted on his roof pointing his chimney stack wearing one, so I think I may have to rethink.

Photo @emyryoung.bsky.social

16.08.2025 11:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A badge and a button maker sit together on a shelf surrounded by folded fabric.

A badge and a button maker sit together on a shelf surrounded by folded fabric.

My badge maker is at your disposal.

16.08.2025 10:16 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

To be found under the dictionary definition of SLINKY.

16.08.2025 09:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes. “What’s for pudding?” is a question that could be answered by “apple pie”. Even though apple pie is a pie and not a pudding…

15.08.2025 23:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A pudding is steamed and stodgy. Having pudding is a sweet course following a savoury.

15.08.2025 22:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
An old black and white photograph of a Manchester tram with lots of native Americans in traditional clothes. There are police and conductors standing in front of the tram.

An old black and white photograph of a Manchester tram with lots of native Americans in traditional clothes. There are police and conductors standing in front of the tram.

This was them in Salford.

13.08.2025 21:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I disagree.

13.08.2025 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Who?

13.08.2025 07:57 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tony the funeral pigeon seems very content, nodding off in the bosom of a teddy bear. #StopReleasingBirdsAtWeddingsAndFuneralsYouWankers

12.08.2025 19:41 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A white pigeon sits in a hand next to pretty flowers.

A white pigeon sits in a hand next to pretty flowers.

Tony the funeral pigeon update. On antibiotics. Is showing no inclination to fly off - happy to be shown around green house in the hand of bird rescue volunteer.

12.08.2025 17:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For many years this was what I woke up to on my alarm. ⏰

12.08.2025 09:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Funeral pigeon update. She’s survived the night & is pottering about. A small fundraiser has sorted trip to vet, prob for antibiotics. Looks like she’s been the victim of a bird attack - white ones struggle to survive in the wild. So if you’re planning on releasing 🕊️ for a wedding or funeral, DON’T.

12.08.2025 09:00 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’m much happier when in my echo chamber bubble.

12.08.2025 08:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not necessarily, but it’s always handy to have one IRL.

11.08.2025 11:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Delivered safe and sound to the local bird rescue. 🐦 #FuneralPigeon

11.08.2025 10:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A white pigeon / dove in a box with some newspaper.

A white pigeon / dove in a box with some newspaper.

For anyone acquainted with my book… I’ve found a poorly funeral pigeon. (Axe is purely coincidental.) #BuyMyFuckingBook™

11.08.2025 09:37 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

That’s a follow if ever I’ve seen one.

10.08.2025 17:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Sad to hear Tosh Ryan has died - another cog in the M’chester music scene gone.Thinking about his partner Lindsay reminded me of the most unintentionally funny book I’ve read.The scene where she dances naked for some band hoping to sign to Factory should have made it into 24 Hr Party People for sure

10.08.2025 11:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A still from ‘The Pen’ episode of Seinfeld, showing his mother, hand on hip, furious that he took the pen that had been offered to him.

A still from ‘The Pen’ episode of Seinfeld, showing his mother, hand on hip, furious that he took the pen that had been offered to him.

Take the pen! Is a fairly regular exclamation in our house, whenever handing something, anything, over. (Followed by ‘I can’t believe you took the pen.’)

09.08.2025 11:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is that the one from the Seinfeld episode? #TakeThePen!

09.08.2025 10:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thanks Tad!

08.08.2025 18:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is a tasting cock like a tasting menu? Lots of little portions that drag on for hours?

08.08.2025 17:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Obviously need one. Details please.

08.08.2025 13:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A small terrier type dog is lying down, resting his chin and looking extremely cute. He is wearing a party hat with a cowboy print that says HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

A small terrier type dog is lying down, resting his chin and looking extremely cute. He is wearing a party hat with a cowboy print that says HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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Happy 9th birthday to this little guy. Licker of feet, rummager of handbags and the reason I rarely get to go to the lav alone. 🎈

07.08.2025 17:23 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes. Discordant bowling is more of
a winter thing.

06.08.2025 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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