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Stephanie Wyeld

@stephaniewyeld.bsky.social

Laugher, writer, mom. MEng, BSc plus I took a grammar course and learned how to dangle a participle. I wrote that thing that one time

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Drunk Fiction at The Caledonian with my writing group last night! @edseaward.bsky.social, @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social @kenharvey.bsky.social. Plus Peter Small. Thanks to Emily Weedon for putting the event together and being the consummate host. Drunk Fiction has become my favorite writer hang!

29.10.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We can’t wait to get this brilliant book out into the world!

16.09.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hiiiiiii I just wanted to share that I just signed with @darkwinterlitmag.bsky.social for my novel, The Book of Maggie, to come out in spring 2026. Please love me

16.09.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I imagine wild horses could drag me pretty far away actually.

10.09.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump Wants To Be The Pope and Other Things Men Have Had The Audacity To Claim They Can Do (And Often Do)

~a short lesson in history

04.05.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welp it's good being a libtard

29.04.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is good stuff. Sorry it didn't get pubbed but glad you put it here.

25.04.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would like for stupid people to stop making important decisions that affect my life

24.04.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 15202    πŸ” 2416    πŸ’¬ 347    πŸ“Œ 173

This Easter, my husband and I went to Nightmares, the haunted house in Niagara. I boight the $8 picture, which is unlike me,but it was adorable. He looks like Indiana Jones and I look like I'm on meth.

21.04.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Headline: dog nearly dies after eating Easter egg, says PDSA. Photo is of a woman holding a gold-wrapped chocolate egg and a small terrier-type dog who looks longingly at the egg

Headline: dog nearly dies after eating Easter egg, says PDSA. Photo is of a woman holding a gold-wrapped chocolate egg and a small terrier-type dog who looks longingly at the egg

this dog has "dangerous reoffender" written all over his face

18.04.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 282    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

there’s an elderly man with dementia playing β€œwhat does this button do?” in the cockpit of the plane we’re all on

10.04.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 576    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 3
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I have nothing to offer but this dog butt. It's the best I can do.

03.04.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok I was not mentally prepared for thunder snow on April 2

02.04.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My kid just jump-scared me and I didn't scream NOT TODAY SATAN please clap

01.04.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to have a real hard telling if it’s an April Fool’s joke this year.

01.04.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Measles

31.03.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 15931    πŸ” 1550    πŸ’¬ 428    πŸ“Œ 132

Just because I don’t want to join in on your war plans doesn’t mean I don’t still want to be invited to your war plans

25.03.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Quit the thing you love or give us your DNA is a totally normal, sane thing to ask only women. Nothing to see here.

25.03.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

welcome to my Only(war)Plans

25.03.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of a garden, this year I’m going to cultivate my grudges

25.03.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

I put the "ugh" in "thoughts"

20.03.2024 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 512    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

hey just saw this are you guys still bombing yemen

25.03.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2913    πŸ” 318    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 5

Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans

24.03.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 14087    πŸ” 2901    πŸ’¬ 215    πŸ“Œ 168

OMG, people! May he who has never accidentally texted secret war plans to a journalist cast the first stone!

24.03.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

Vance (excitedly reading Tinder profile): "Loves: upholstery, eyeliner on dudes, bailing out Europeβ€”" DAMN IT!
[swipes left]

25.03.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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