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Matt M

@mattmess.bsky.social

I have bad opinions. πŸ’œ

176 Followers  |  294 Following  |  205 Posts  |  Joined: 24.11.2024  |  1.6976

Latest posts by mattmess.bsky.social on Bluesky

Don't use toxic language.

Instead of saying "This community is toxic."
Say "Everyone has very strong opinions."

14.10.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oops, not nitro 4, nitro 3.

18.09.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nuxt 5 is because they're upgrading @nitro.build to 4, which will be a breaking change.

Would've been nice if they finished before Nuxt 4 was released, but here we are about to have 2 major versions in quick succession.

18.09.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear I'm gonna read all those stories. I just don't use the site's built-in "read later" feature. Just "tracking".

17.09.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

54, all the same website.

17.09.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Principal Skinner "am i so out of touch?" meme

Are my my posts so bad?

No, it's Blueskyism

Principal Skinner "am i so out of touch?" meme Are my my posts so bad? No, it's Blueskyism

13.09.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 768    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 6

House speaks Mandarin

04.09.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They'll guf you like a.. Um... Fish?

30.08.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can confirm, I used to be a preteen.

28.08.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cuomo's entire campaign against Mamdani is just being the moron in the coolest shit ever meme

24.08.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He'll sell the state for money to buy canada

13.08.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"bluesky is dying"? All these "bluesky is dying" posts say otherwise.

07.08.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How does that differ from (implicit) undefined return?

07.08.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Prices are going up, package sizes are going down.

02.08.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because fuck dot com was taken

27.07.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PBS and NPR are made possible by viewers like you!

25.07.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.

24.07.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 18061    πŸ” 5176    πŸ’¬ 596    πŸ“Œ 1127

WTF is Kermit's hands?

14.07.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Goodbye, my friend.

29.06.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 30410    πŸ” 2934    πŸ’¬ 653    πŸ“Œ 170

Woke: being aware of injustices around you.

The opposite of "woke" is "not see".

27.06.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe your jokes will be funny if you say it backwards.

24.06.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

his face πŸ˜”

24.06.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Standard new driver protocol. Got it.

23.06.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JD Vance got ratioed

19.06.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#TrumpPredictsTrump

17.06.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2. The answer is option 2.

08.06.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I accidentally bought new dimmable light bulbs instead of normal ones. I don't have a dimmer switch/lamp, so I see two solutions to this problem.

1. Go to the store, return the dimmable bulbs and buy some regular ones.
2. Go to the store and buy a dimmable lamp.

I think the answer is obvious.

08.06.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The most unrealistic part of #CaptainAmerica #BraveNewWorld is that after the president became a monster, he is no longer president.

Having the president be a super would have so much potential.

31.05.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s still kind of wild to me how this whole app just takes my cringy doodles and runs with it, but I’m honestly so thankful you guys vibe, haha. It’s a lot of fun. 🫰☺️

30.05.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 339    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

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