cel sez: melt the ice

Louanne, don’t just stand ‘round gawkin’! Run down th’Dunkin’ n’ fetch yer paw a pail a’ coffee! Go on now!

$27 for a 15 pack of Monster, seems outlandish but when I did the math and realized it came out to less than $2 a can, it didn’t sting so much. And it has my new fave, ultra vice guava. My old fave was the mango juice, but lately it tastes too cloying. Just way too thick and syrupy.

“Excruciatingly tedious” lmaooooo

Promo pic with Michael J Nelson, Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo with the logo Mystery Science Theater 3000 THE RIFFTRAX EXPERIMENTS

Whoa I didn’t realize the new MST3K episodes were going to have basically everyone. I mean Mike was exciting enough, but Rifftrax’s FB page says we can expect appearances by Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett, Mary Jo Pehl, Trace Beaulieu AND Frank Conniff?! Can this be true?!

Ah damn I think the battery in my 3DS is damaged. I knew something was up when it reset the time and date to 1/1/2011, and now the battery just died like 10 minutes after a full charge.

I guess I can play it plugged in, it’s a bit fiddly tho. How dare this device I got in 2013 show signs of age! 😭

Breaking: Democrats announce they will be bringing Jeffrey Epstein survivors to look Donald Trump in the eye during his State of the Union address tonight.

I have a feeling something will happen tonight, but I don’t know if my watching would affect the outcome or not. Seems most of the big stuff happens when I’m asleep or otherwise not paying attention, so maybe that’s the key.

So in the end, I can’t really decide what’s the right thing to do. But inertia will likely win out and I’ll just go wash it out and continue to do what i’ve been doing, because haircuts are expensive.

I think you’re full of shit.

“I think YOU’RE full of shit!”

Oh yeah?!

“Yeah!”

Oh yeah?!?”

“YEAH!”

I know you are but what am I?!

“I don’t make monkeys, I just train them!”

That doesn’t even make sense!

“Your mom doesn’t make sense!”

YOU WANNA COME OVER HERE and say that?

“Why I oughta!”

“Because you look awful with short hair, already people probably think you’re like 55 years old, do you want to make it worse?!”

But in public I nearly always just have my hair tied back in a severe ponytail, what’s the bloody difference?

“There’s the POTENTIAL to LEARN to do awesome hairstyles!”

Do even the most basic hairstyles.

“So grab a Barbie and experiment. Don’t chop it all off.”

It’s THINNING THO. I’m losing multiple strands every day. It’s everywhere.

“So get that Pantene stuff for hair loss and shut up.”

WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO SUFFER? I’m not talking about shaving my head!

“Kamala’s campaign. Dynasty. The DBT class. All your furniture. Going swimming. Everything. Your hair is your history. It’s proof that you’ve been alive this whole time, even if you haven’t felt that way.”

And while that is all well and good, it’s still a pain in the ass AND i still struggle to

“This is the same hair you had when Kmart closed. All during covid. Your little mini Sailormoon renaissance in summer 2021. Your dad’s last days alive. Your mother’s last days alive. Moving in here. Binky’s last days alive. The IOP. Fluff’s last days alive. The entirety of the Biden presidency.”

Ugh I had to take my braids out, they were actually hurting my scalp.

At a stage where I’m really getting sick of this long hair. I’ve been growing it since 2019, and it’s just such a pain in the ass these days.

But then I think “this is one of the few things that’s still the same, pre-2022.”

Not my maplewood mall!!!

If iPhone Fold is truly coming in 2026, expect big leaks very soon Apple's supply chain is big, so new product launches get leaked in their entirety as they enter mass production. If the iPhone Fold is coming, we should get our first peek at it soon.

Apple's supply chain is big, so new product launches get leaked in their entirety as they enter mass production. If the iPhone Fold is coming in 2026, we should get our first peek at it soon.

Twitter is still all about the bafta thing, and while it’s not my place to say a thing about it, I do find it amusing that 100s of people are parked on the WRONG account, calling this random Australian sports journalist every name in the book💀 poor guy had to put in his bio “I WASNT AT THE BAFTAS”

Watching:
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
The Project Strigas Affair
November 24, 1964

Guest Staring
William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy

Brilliant

ah well goudd noight blsk. I didn’t get a ton done today but i’m overall a lot more content than i could have been. made really good biscuits

But it’s not working. I mean, nothing is working for me financially. I’m in the worst financial situation of my life, easily. Easily. But that’s been the case for all of 2025 and 26 so far.

It’s sure a drag. Major bumsville. A real pisser. Insert slang here.

I certainly qualify for the low income internet program otherwise, god knows. i’m on ssi, snap, medicaid. the only thing preventing me from enrolling is that i’ve used xfinity in the last 90 days. But maybe it’s time to make a break. It was fun pretending to be able to afford regular cable internet

Files on and off those machines with my little USB drive.

So I guess I’m just planning on letting it happen. I guess I could contact xfinity about it. This time I can’t just say “yeah a $10/month discount, sounds brilliant, let’s go.” It’s either turn off the service entirely or… well, or nothing.

Since my carrier won’t let me do the personal hotspot. TV, laptop, switch, and tablet would effectively be offline for that whole time.

COULD i do it? Sure. Would it SUCK? Sure. Do I have enough movies and TV on my external to keep me occupied for 90 days? Probably. And in an emergency I could get

I’ll get paid on the 26th probably, tho most of that needs to go immediately into my HOA. It would be best if I DID go 90 days without using xfinity because then I’d qualify for that low income internet program. I get 4.5gb every month in phone data, but that would restrict me to just the phone

Whoops. Well fuck, if I just leave it as it is, my internet will be shut off on feb 26.

I guess I plan to let it. I haven’t talked about money on here because everyone is broke. But I can’t pay the minimum, and the little bit I have needs to stay where it is so I don’t go overdrawn. Blah blah blah

PLACES/CTYLGHT.GIF

Just learned the term “mittelschmerz”, it’s German, it means “middle pain” and it’s a term for ovulation pain! No scheiße!

Well, this time around, my “mittelschmerz” is on the left side.

I guess this is ovulation time for ol celly. A time of the “month” that just brings on sharp stabbing pains and, apparently this time round, the need to cry about everything constantly. Jolly good show, wot

Austin Tucker Martin for gods sake, always three names

Austin Tucker Martin, killed at Mar-a-Lago, was a "Christian" tRumpstein supporter

NOT trans, NOT Democrat, NOT immigrant, NOT a minority!

He was frustrated about 2 things tRump ran on--the economy & releasing Epstein files

MAGA is trying to say it was us...AGAIN!

This one's 100% MAGA...AGAIN!!