Tom Towell's Avatar

Tom Towell

@tomtowell.bsky.social

Husband of Sarah. Dad. McSweeney’s. StarWipe (RIP).

294 Followers  |  1,449 Following  |  145 Posts  |  Joined: 01.01.2024  |  2.1935

Latest posts by tomtowell.bsky.social on Bluesky

Trump goes to court to starve kids should be a headline everywhere today

07.11.2025 14:56 — 👍 377    🔁 154    💬 3    📌 2

Donald Trump is AGAIN suing to avoid sending food to hungry children and seniors.

07.11.2025 15:56 — 👍 2367    🔁 578    💬 99    📌 24

Good. Don’t cross the line to buy your coffee. Go locally owned. Guarantee your family owned donut shop has great coffee for less.

05.11.2025 17:18 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

05.11.2025 05:22 — 👍 56784    🔁 6802    💬 636    📌 224

This is huge — and in general it was a blue wave here. Also kicked our ICE-loving sheriff to the curb!

05.11.2025 10:43 — 👍 688    🔁 72    💬 14    📌 1
Video thumbnail

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

05.11.2025 04:40 — 👍 50402    🔁 9901    💬 618    📌 746

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

05.11.2025 03:52 — 👍 8352    🔁 1179    💬 27    📌 131
Video thumbnail
05.11.2025 02:41 — 👍 87281    🔁 18531    💬 3229    📌 2422

Happy to help any billionaires moving out of the city.

05.11.2025 02:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.

05.11.2025 01:45 — 👍 21350    🔁 4161    💬 346    📌 656
05.11.2025 02:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BO!!!!!! GET THAT MAN A CONTRACT ASAP

02.11.2025 01:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LET’S GO BLUE JAYS

02.11.2025 00:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a man in a red hat is talking into a microphone and says i 'm not sure what to do with my hands ALT: a man in a red hat is talking into a microphone and says i 'm not sure what to do with my hands

So much excitement and nervous energy for game 7 tonight. Bring it home, @torontobluejays.bsky.social!!

01.11.2025 18:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Schmitt has no clue what #SNAP is — or even that the “N” in SNAP stands for “nutrition”, meaning the assistance can only used to buy food or seeds/plants that produce food. 🤡

01.11.2025 18:44 — 👍 1342    🔁 397    💬 144    📌 30

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from this World Series it’s that poutine needs to be more accessible in America.

01.11.2025 13:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is not the demoralizing loss people may think this is. The Blue Jays are angry as hell. Hold onto your butts.

01.11.2025 03:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Video thumbnail

Trump is holding a Great Gatsby/Roaring 20s-themed party at his private club in Palm Beach tonight as he tries to withhold SNAP and health care subsidies from millions of Americans. (via Kellie Meyer)

01.11.2025 02:50 — 👍 7755    🔁 3511    💬 1406    📌 886
I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!

I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

31.10.2025 17:04 — 👍 12129    🔁 3489    💬 1408    📌 913
Post image

Hey kids! Look how cool my inbox is!

31.10.2025 20:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Once again, so nice to see how ICE goons are helping our communities and keeping our families safe

30.10.2025 18:50 — 👍 632    🔁 202    💬 19    📌 5

California – this Election Day, vote yes on Prop 50.

California’s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, we’re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections.

Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50.

30.10.2025 18:49 — 👍 23186    🔁 6698    💬 472    📌 226

Get rid of your RING.

30.10.2025 18:51 — 👍 44    🔁 26    💬 4    📌 1

If he has a medical license he ought to be stripped of it.

Preferably using garden rakes.

30.10.2025 14:53 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Reps. Ocasio-Cortez and Riley lead New York’s entire Democratic delegation in urging Trump Administration to fund November SNAP benefits.

Reps. Ocasio-Cortez and Riley lead New York’s entire Democratic delegation in urging Trump Administration to fund November SNAP benefits.

Signed by Senators Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY), Representatives Hakeem Jeffries (NY-08), Yvette Clarke (NY-09), Adriano Espaillat (NY-13), Laura Gillen (NY-04), Dan Goldman (NY-10), Tim Kennedy (NY-26), George Latimer (NY-16), John Mannion (NY-22), Gregory Meeks (NY-05), Grace Meng (NY-06), Joe Morelle (NY-25), Jerrold Nadler (NY-12), Pat Ryan (NY-18), Tom Suozzi (NY-03), Paul Tonko (NY-20), Ritchie Torres (NY-15), and Nydia Velázquez (NY-07).

Signed by Senators Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY), Representatives Hakeem Jeffries (NY-08), Yvette Clarke (NY-09), Adriano Espaillat (NY-13), Laura Gillen (NY-04), Dan Goldman (NY-10), Tim Kennedy (NY-26), George Latimer (NY-16), John Mannion (NY-22), Gregory Meeks (NY-05), Grace Meng (NY-06), Joe Morelle (NY-25), Jerrold Nadler (NY-12), Pat Ryan (NY-18), Tom Suozzi (NY-03), Paul Tonko (NY-20), Ritchie Torres (NY-15), and Nydia Velázquez (NY-07).

Post image

In 2 days, Donald Trump will cut off SNAP benefits for more than 3 million New Yorkers. Not because the USDA doesn't have the money, but because he thinks starving people helps him politically.

@reprileyny.bsky.social and I led a letter demanding that Trump reverse course and fund SNAP now.

30.10.2025 15:14 — 👍 1004    🔁 361    💬 49    📌 8

LET’S GO BLUE JAYS

30.10.2025 00:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LET’S GO BLUE JAYS

29.10.2025 02:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.

29.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

28.10.2025 18:28 — 👍 12999    🔁 2977    💬 2    📌 89

The unhinged level of racism from these establishment New York Democrats as their grip on power slips is a wonder to behold.

24.10.2025 22:07 — 👍 405    🔁 82    💬 12    📌 1

@tomtowell is following 20 prominent accounts