raisin bird

More Scenes From My Weekend

dreamt i was getting a shiatsu massage but really billy was walking all over me

night & day

bliss out for days

after twitter died i stopped posting but i did start quote-tweeting hugely faved tweets like once a week strictly for personal chuckles

just said “who the fuck are you talking to” after talking to myself. possible stalemate

in praise of clunky DJs like “all my favorite spinners couldnt spin”

my joke is about a free jazz guy getting really excited by a bottle of descaler

“barricoda”

barricoda

here’s my idea

lmao big time

:) :) :) i havent read golden eye yet but im about to start and the rest are all phenomenal

i have not, but was just wondering about it. the book is unbelievable

not to be twee or hyperbolic but its insane that you can just buy this. a megaton bomb is available for purchase at your nearest large used book store

write it down… by using the comment section

i’m unable to take this cat seriously!!

wild gooses

if you pay more at the carwash they add an extra step that is just more soap again but with strobe lights

billy hitting with the Um Excuse Me

my secretive friend who loves mysteries is like i wouldnt tell anyone if i won the lottery but there would be clues

much to think about

not even sure what i was going for here

you see the banana baseball guy faceplant on the news

uhh yeah its called a lunchbox

tom remembered the title of the movie May December as Winter’s Girl, Summer’s Boy

(barging into the conversation of a bunch of college students but im talking like ben franklin plus im wearing the socks and the wig) lowkey a chop, indeed!

awoo

this snarling man

seems pretty please with himself