raisin bird

Secret of mana cover photoshopped to say “secret of nana” and has added a photo of a shushing nana

wow cute

the bath bubbles on my water cup looked like a magnificent bird

sorry, how late did you say i need to stay out for my car to turn into a pumpkin

visions of kit cat

also, presuming you know this, but just in case, flamingo’s serenades is gorgeous

the orioles half of “cadillacs meet the orioles”

hunan gourmet

top comment on a picture of guy in a shirt and shorts on twitter said “need to know the name of this outfit so bad 🔥”

commenting “who else here in 2026” on a youtube video of farmer in the dell

sunday feeling

i think reports of “covid brainfog” are overblown. i for example have covid right now and was able to come up with a new theme song for green beans that i’ve just forgotten

proud angel

Hand drawn flyer in white and black ink on green paper: NEW FLANLAND #150 "SKY TRAIN" 8 PM EST 7 PM CST FEEL GOOD MUSIC OF THE FUTURE WFMU.ORG/SHEENA [illustration of a human with a vertical hairstyle and a polka dotted body, wearing sunglasses and shiny black boots reading a book, and a caterpillar with an excited expression Both are sitting on toadstools in front of rectangular train/plane windows. Puffy clouds, a rainbow, and stars are seen through the window]

I couldn't decide which one I wanted so I asked for one with a transportation/vehicle theme and SFW so I could post it in my office... and it's beyond my wildest dreams

serpentine fever dreams covering dozens of stories but every once in a while, someone references tutankhamun as a background character, as in “tutankhamun will be there”. the very last image of the dream was the marquee of a stand up comedy club reading: TONIGHT: TUTANKHAMUN

billy mystery

A pot calling a kettle anything at all would be a medical miracle

in the bathtub trying to sweat out a fever

why did yorick think he was winning the race? because he was a head for a while

we need a definitive apple 0 and an apple 5 and we need them to level with us

same, been thinking about this for years

got pretty lost in a large nature reserve with improbably frequent trail signs that had historical information but no maps. orienteering toward my car using the sun and stopping every 100 feet to be like, ah, mastodon were once hunted here

tried to explain chicago to billy. i dont think he even really gets minneapolis

there is a minor key version of the menards jingle that they play on halloween or after mass casualty events

I Love Jounalism

recent ideas

well they blew up axeman in minne last night
they blew up icehouse too

👀 oh man

i think that his impossibly pretentious
ranking of writers is honestly pretty solid

a koala but not its baby