@mixbean.bsky.social
Bro still has the capacity to surprise and delight
26.07.2025 14:50 β π 61 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0Doc says Iβve got fish lung
19.07.2025 15:12 β π 26 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0China discovers stockpile of water
16.07.2025 20:50 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Man of letters: oh he gets sucked but not me?
16.07.2025 16:41 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bros keeping his egg warm
16.07.2025 13:36 β π 25 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The logical twins
16.07.2025 13:34 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your movements remind me of lower animal
14.07.2025 00:52 β π 45 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0Keep climbing up the shop ladder to show off my new shoes
29.06.2025 03:36 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fixing my culprit posture
29.06.2025 02:16 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My monks keep crashing out
29.06.2025 01:12 β π 17 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0My luxury mud
27.06.2025 17:04 β π 29 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0The 1,000 co worker choir
27.06.2025 17:02 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My enemy: care for a delicious meal?
Me: how can I say no to such kindness
When youβve studied clumps for over 50 years
25.05.2025 14:16 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not going to look at clumps anymore
25.05.2025 14:06 β π 23 π 1 π¬ 0 π 01 homer simpson vs 100 hittites
16.05.2025 03:56 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Promoted to commoner
16.05.2025 03:47 β π 40 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Break curfew with me
02.05.2025 03:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Megaslum civilians love to be corralled
02.05.2025 03:05 β π 24 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0One too many screw ups
10.04.2025 03:03 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0General: weβre making you commander
Me: βΊοΈ
General: of outpost 1000β¦
Me: π
Theyβll let anyone be commander of outpost 1000
10.04.2025 02:58 β π 22 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβve been the subject of a grenade attack
08.04.2025 20:54 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tricking the computer
07.04.2025 02:39 β π 31 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0You have failed to surrender
07.04.2025 02:32 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0πββοΈ
07.04.2025 02:13 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Would you commit the ultimate act?
07.04.2025 02:05 β π 24 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0The humanoid farmer
03.04.2025 03:52 β π 35 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Reopening a 1000 year old murder case
03.04.2025 03:51 β π 32 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0π
25.03.2025 14:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
