i wanna be the very best
like everyone ever was
to follow them is my real test
to waste time is my cause
i will travel across the sky
catching brain damage
teach followers to understand
the brainrot that's inside
"Our capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but our inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary."
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Author (The Fault in Our Stars, The Anthropocene Reviewed, etc.)
YouTuber (vlogbrothers, Crash Course, etc.)
Football Fan (co-owner of AFC Wimbledon, longtime Liverpool fan)
Opposed to Tuberculosis
I am the actor and writer. You’ll just have to trust me on that.
Kunta, Geordi, Reading Rainbow guy. Flies twice as high… #bydhttmwfi
I’ve boldly gone into the clear blue yonder. Follow for more recipes and tips.
I skeet like I listen to music. Either not at all or loudly while changing songs constantly.
Deranged Dad here for all your advisory needs.
Proud papa. Perpetually pissed.
#BlueWave2026, #Feminist.
Author of The Bigliest Loser and The Liddle'est President.
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