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@darubsandstorm.bsky.social

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UPDATES ON MY FRIEND WHO WAS STUCK IN NIGERIA!!!!

(leftatlondon.carrd.co will lead you to the campaign & the email)

21.02.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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A man scoops a little hole in the ground and lies face down with his dick in it. His dick grows into a sapling and then a mighty oak. His body remains as stiff as a plank at the top.

A man scoops a little hole in the ground and lies face down with his dick in it. His dick grows into a sapling and then a mighty oak. His body remains as stiff as a plank at the top.

21.02.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7164    πŸ” 525    πŸ’¬ 152    πŸ“Œ 75

I'm gonna keep reposting examples of people not taking shit because it's important for us to see that you can, simply, reject the shit. Say "Uh... no no no, we will not be tolerating that."

21.02.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 11811    πŸ” 4198    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 27

Got in trouble on Twitter because i told Joanne Rowling to off herself so i guess im here for 12 hours

22.02.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Asgore. Not to be confused with Al Gore

Asgore. Not to be confused with Al Gore

22.02.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3314    πŸ” 720    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 16
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she made the greatest posting mistake you can make, acknowledging a dunk on you like this

21.02.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10037    πŸ” 611    πŸ’¬ 391    πŸ“Œ 58
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It's been real y'all

04.02.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9636    πŸ” 1092    πŸ’¬ 322    πŸ“Œ 201

Biden warning about a growing oligarchy is too little too late. What a pathetic feckless president who will go down in history as an abysmal failure.

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How are the "Gaza isn't a thing people care about, we don't need your votes" people doing today

15.01.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2297    πŸ” 482    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 34

the ceasefire deal happening now with β€œmoderate pressure” on the israelis points to the biden administration being in favor of the 50,000+ deaths of palestinians. i’m really not sure how else you can interpret this

15.01.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2866    πŸ” 471    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 19
A man looks at another man with an angry-seeming exression and comments "are you... mad at me?" The other mans says "no, I just have naturally arched eyebrows." The first man says "jeez, you don't have to fly off the handle like that." The arched eyebrow man says "but I-" The first man cowers and shouts "don't hurt me! I'll give you whatever you want!"

A man looks at another man with an angry-seeming exression and comments "are you... mad at me?" The other mans says "no, I just have naturally arched eyebrows." The first man says "jeez, you don't have to fly off the handle like that." The arched eyebrow man says "but I-" The first man cowers and shouts "don't hurt me! I'll give you whatever you want!"

29.11.2024 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 16687    πŸ” 1267    πŸ’¬ 232    πŸ“Œ 169
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19.11.2024 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
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Bart, can we stop for ice cream?

19.11.2024 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre.

19.11.2024 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

2025 white house cabinet meeting

19.11.2024 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 49474    πŸ” 7768    πŸ’¬ 545    πŸ“Œ 295
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Crowd cheered as two transgender women were attacked in Minneapolis, advocates say The pair moved from Iowa to Minnesota last year under the 2023 β€˜Trans Refuge’ law, according to a rally organizer

They fueled the hate with half a billion in ads and now the pogroms are starting. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

19.11.2024 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 703    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 29
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So you've decided to steal cable.

18.11.2024 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Woke up this morning remembering how, after Kerry's 2004 loss to W, the Democratic party and the press decided it was abortion's fault. When I tell you that this is not an exaggerated memory:

18.11.2024 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10377    πŸ” 2201    πŸ’¬ 353    πŸ“Œ 251
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THIS ONES FOR THE GIRLS & GAYS‼️‼️‼️

A reminder that your joy and existence IS resistance. And this community will always be a home for you πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ–€πŸ«ΆπŸΎβœ¨

19.11.2024 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 545    πŸ” 197    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 8
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Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid. I'm going to take out your liver bones.

19.11.2024 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

the epic of gilgamesh is about a gay couple, making it both the oldest recorded story and the oldest example of forced diversity

19.11.2024 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 234    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

It's why they always seemingly get mad at nothing. If they aren't mad and/or dunking on the liberals, they are literal husks of human beings with no hobbies or personality beyond that.

19.11.2024 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's because right-wingers self value only comes from "conflict" with the left. They have to feel like they are dunking on liberals to be able to justify their own world views and feel cool and important. Middle-school bully mentality. It's really pathetic.

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This and The Simpsons Movie are just far and away the best "movies based on animated shows" to ever happen.

19.11.2024 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a house with the text β€œtoo many cooks” across the front

A screenshot of a house with the text β€œtoo many cooks” across the front

Yearly viewing of the sacred religious text

19.11.2024 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brad mushroom

19.11.2024 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Text: β€œthis one artifact debunks our entire perspective on historical progress and nobody really talks about it.”
Image: literally the fucking antikythera mechanism

Text: β€œthis one artifact debunks our entire perspective on historical progress and nobody really talks about it.” Image: literally the fucking antikythera mechanism

β€œβ€¦and nobody really talks about it.”

Brother that is the antikythera mechanism. It is literally the most well known and researched piece of ancient β€œadvanced tech” on the planet.

If β€œdebunking our entire perspective on historical progress” is your goal, you are gonna have to find something new πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄

19.11.2024 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1965    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 3

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