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But all religion is kind of insane.

31.10.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See this doesn't bother me at all. If you really really believe your religion is correct, you should spend every waking moment trying to convince everyone to join your religion. Everything else is hypocrisy and half belief.

31.10.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if I were LSU i would announce that Brian Kelly agreed his buyout should be donated to food banks and then make him refute it

27.10.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1084    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 7

Please please please do not fuck this up. We need you to do well.

27.10.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It must be so fun to play with Aaron Rodgers. If you don't make literally every catch on every ball he throws to you no matter how inaccurate he puts his hands on his hips and curses at you like an alcoholic gym teacher and then after the game you have to hear about how 5G causes IBS

27.10.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1883    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 9

Yup. It's not good. And there are no good solutions.

26.10.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This isn't gonna end well. You can only push people so far.

26.10.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wasn't aware he was a pedo. But he does suck.

23.10.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Google News Comprehensive up-to-date news coverage, aggregated from sources all over the world by Google News.

A "landmark peace deal" they say.

Israel literally bombed Gaza today.

Trump falls again just like he had his entire life.

news.google.com/read/CBMiugF...

19.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm excited that now there is another social media platform where i can tell the @state-department.bsky.social to go fuck themselves.

Go fuck yourselves!

19.10.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one can be this pathetic. This cannot be real

16.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
quotes from cybertruck owners

quotes from cybertruck owners

We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...

16.10.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7244    πŸ” 1277    πŸ’¬ 266    πŸ“Œ 385

Jesus. Fucking. christ.

These people claim to love America but then hate half of Americans.

16.10.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The people who wrote for the blaze are fucking tapped. In this were 1960 they around be writing articles criticizing people marching for civil rights. It's the same racist shit as always.

16.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE just made this guy way fucking more famous than he deserves to be. Also, fuck ice.

15.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Starburst The following the survey of your preferences of starburst flavors. We definitely have IRB approval for this research

Please fill out this Starburst survey. For science.

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

15.10.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At this point, I use twitter exclusively to troll JD Vance.

14.10.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How Republican Support for Science Led to My Career as a Biologist by Thom Sanger I grew up in a relatively poor, conservative family along the I-90 Rust Belt corridor of central New York in the 1980s and 1990s. My parents often worked multiple jobs to make our mi…

integrativeandcomparativebiology.wordpress.com/2025/10/14/h...

14.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. It's a fucking mess.

12.10.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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statsinthewild on Sora Two clowns in an office can't figure out how to run the country and it all collapses. One clown has orange face paint on and crazy blond hair.

Have you heard about sora?

sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_68eaee62...

11.10.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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statsinthewild on Sora Two clowns in an office can't figure out how to run the country and it all collapses. One clown has orange face paint on and crazy blond hair.

sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_68eaee62...

11.10.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Abbott activates emergency resources ahead of growing wildfire threat, flood risk in Texas With expected growing wildfire danger across Texas and the potential for a flood risk this weekend, Gov. Greg Abbott is activating more state emergency response resources Friday.

Texas is preparing emergency resources for wildfires and floods. The Texas National Guard should be THERE β€” not in Illinois.

We stand ready to support their return home so they are best positioned for helping Texans respond to any natural disasters.

11.10.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 15254    πŸ” 4307    πŸ’¬ 684    πŸ“Œ 213
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Hey, you idiotic propagandists at the New York Post:

God Bless America isn't the national anthem. It's a SHOW TUNE written by Irving Berlin.

11.10.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 23288    πŸ” 5472    πŸ’¬ 1426    πŸ“Œ 397
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Robert De Niro: β€œNow we have a would-be king β€” King Donald the First. Fuck that. I’m Robert De Niro and I’m asking you to stand up and be counted in the nationwide No Kings protest on October 18th”

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰ nokings.org

11.10.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 15655    πŸ” 5138    πŸ’¬ 271    πŸ“Œ 219

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11.10.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 531    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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11.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 480    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Many historians of Rome identify Roman generals becoming the personal sources of payment for their armies as a key step in the downfall of the Republic, since it personalized military authority and freed armies to fight for their immediate leader, who paid them, instead of for the Republic

11.10.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1419    πŸ” 244    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 10
The Office of Management and Budget sent a notification to Congress about their intent to use research and development funds to pay members of the military, two sources with direct knowledge tell NBC News.

A spokesperson for the OMB confirmed to NBC News that it plans to use the research and development funds and that there are two years' worth of funds available within the Department of Defense.

The Office of Management and Budget sent a notification to Congress about their intent to use research and development funds to pay members of the military, two sources with direct knowledge tell NBC News. A spokesperson for the OMB confirmed to NBC News that it plans to use the research and development funds and that there are two years' worth of funds available within the Department of Defense.

Unconstitutionally taking money that the law says must be spent on one purpose & using it for something elseβ€”when it's to establish personalist control over the FUCKING MILITARYβ€”is about as dangerous a constitutional crisis/failure as you can imagine

Via: www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

11.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5783    πŸ” 1996    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 146
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For God’s Sake, Democrats: Don’t Cave They’re widely, and rightly, perceived as weak. The shutdown fight is their chance to shock us for a change.

They're widely, and rightly, perceived as weak. The shutdown fight is Democrats' chance to shock us for a change. trib.al/Q2qOAIZ

Trump isn’t popular; the Republican Party isn’t popular; doubling the healthcare premiums for millions of people isn’t very popular, either.

11.10.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 279    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6

Remember how excited people were about NFTs?

11.10.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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