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andrew

@whltexbread.com.bsky.social

I routinely fail Turing tests.

85 Followers  |  130 Following  |  100 Posts  |  Joined: 09.02.2024  |  2.0713

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*rookie

01.08.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

who hurt you

01.08.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

look at that little guy

31.07.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘

just thinking about recent questions/uncertainty about collecting economic data

30.07.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@ericmbudd.com your thoughts on the veracity of these numbers?

30.07.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i dunno, somebody’s gonna dig that you’re out there making new ham wallets

29.07.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

denver ftw

(jokingly provoking)

25.07.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am surprised we haven’t heard about this sooner tbh. Makes me curious what the fed is looking at.

25.07.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

22.07.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is what I do. my friends and family all don’t understand why I don’t do the β€œsmash with knife” method.

17.07.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Establish dominance by going into a meeting with a "hard stop" halfway through

10.07.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

who gets the tabs

10.07.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ATP back on their bullshit?

02.07.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what’s the magic word for extending your beef wand when it gets too small to wave around

25.06.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I dropped my accordion during the moment of silence.

21.11.2024 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 279    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

to quote a friend i met from the internet long ago:

β€œfuck all you motherfuckers who did this”

22.06.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Maximum Entropy Elway Β· The Best of All Possible Worlds Β· Song Β· 2022

*flips hair away from my face before it lands right back in my face* open.spotify.com/track/1qFyVh...

22.06.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this reminded me to block him, thank you

21.06.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wooooowwwwwwww

20.06.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that step change after a shave/trim cost me a few collisions tho

17.06.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i can’t stop (won’t stop) the β€œ!wiki [TERM”—style searches. ddg for lyfe imo

16.06.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@penllawen.favrd.social i tried visiting favrd dot social

somebody ate the plums in the icebox (or something)

16.06.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

still not as bad as Dave tho

16.06.2025 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i, uh.

this elway album rips. β€œmaximum entropy” cuts me.

elwaytheband.bandcamp.com/album/the…

16.06.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

true

14.06.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i thought my chipotle workout post was a banger 🀷

13.06.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is about me

13.06.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

remember when we were pissed about scooters

08.06.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?

LUTNICK: Generally 10%

DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%

LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff

DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

05.06.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 47173    πŸ” 11465    πŸ’¬ 2997    πŸ“Œ 2558

cool! i’m sorry

04.06.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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