Cassandra J. Tastrophe

My local library has a digital media preservation lab where you can bring in ancient relics of bygone eras like these, and get them uploaded to newer, more readily usable formats!

Bad art of a bunch of goblins going of to war. It's kinda cute. Made by hand. Fuck AI Slop.

Let's go, lil guys!

It definitely took it from "I will ignore this game's existence" to "I will occasionally make jokes at its expense before forgetting it exists"

I don't think that's the tier they were aiming for, but then again I'm not the sort of gamer they're aiming for either.

PR move. I will never get used to the lack of an edit button.

Wait do you mean evoking a wildly beloved niche title that fans have been waiting the better part of a decade for before showing off Overwatch 3 With Less Heart might have been a BAD pe move? Say it isn't so.

Vegas! A lot of local restaurants get their breads here and it's an absolute delight every time I go in.

The door of a Las Vegas bakery featuring a thicc baker bent over his work.

Picking up Sourdough for BLTs for tonight.

Firing off three shots a minute in any weather? Now that's soldiering.

I have a trans friend who's really into gossip.

She's T4Tea

I wanna eat the Leprechaun Mushrooms.

A beginner level pencil and ink sketch of a halfling woman standing guard over a vegetable stand in front of her house. A sign proclaims her produce to be Not Cursed. This might be true.

Am I good? Nah. Am I having fun? Hella.

Balsamic and hot honey bacon glazed chicken. I don't think I'd do it again but I'm sure happy I did it once.

Everyone loves a visit to the Bone Zone!

Worse, it can also be a verb and it's the name of several towns, so "The garrison garrisoned at Garrison garrison." is also grammatically correct.

★★★★★

A t-shirt design that evokes Where The Wild Things are, but replacing Sendak's classical monsters with Lovecraft's Old Ones.

I picked mine up at PAX in 2007 or 8 after a concert that rocked baby-me's world.

The guy went from "Oh hey let's watch this man's career with interest." To "Gods damn it all, another one for the pile." Real quick.

Can it be directed by the team behind Legend of the Galactic Heroes?

"This decision cannot be changed later" is an almost comically wretched line.

The pressure builds, and we all brace for the inevitable snap.

I just fear the break is going to be our backs.

Peppercorn Fireheart likes cute monsters and big explosions.

Hands are dumb, y'all. Who invented drawing hands?

Chat GPT can go fuck itself. I made this.

The reminder that Muscle March was a real thing and actually existed has sent me into a spiral of nostalgia. Goddamnit, my knees hurt.

Tim Curry IS Muppet Treasure Island.

I'm the General, and I want [the lesbians] to spin!

YouTube video by AJJ the band AJJ - "Normalization Blues" (Audio)

Stop being relevant!

To launch a special attack, it needs to pose. That is an unavoidable requirement of robotics engineering. from the remote control dandy fan-TL

My slow cooker Italian beef sandwiches deserve to be appreciated loudly and loquaciously.

Shhhhh. It's a secret!

M-elf, you see, is a portmanteau of Elf and MILF, which is itself an acronym of Mother I'd Like To....snuggle vigorously with.

New Year New Me?