geoff tate

you got the names in the wrong order 😂😂😂 (i mean this in jest and all good fun. i totally understand what you mean)

network television was never better then when the beginning of an episode was just a recap of what was about to happen.

also, btw, @pftompkins.bsky.social i am so mad at myself for not being free tonight. you’re the best!

i will be doing some dates on my own. i also have to figure out how to update my website.

hey @pftompkins.bsky.social come to the funhouse after rev hall. do the leave your troubles show. there’s forty bucks in it for ya

despair

OUTLAWS (1986-87)

every time someone bags on THE LAST JEDI, i remember to rewatch THE LAST JEDI. keep it coming, dorks. it’s one of the best star wars things there is and i like the reminder. #starwars

mannix & nichols open floor segment talking about the gambling scandal around terry rozier ending with an ad read for a fantasy gambling app is top tier
#nbasky

5. grant hill alley oop dunk at duke.
4. kirk gibson
3. javy baez stealing first somehow
2. fernando valenzuela leaping into the air to catch a ball the catcher was throwing to second
1. milton bradley throwing such a tantrum at the first base umpire he blew out his knee

plain is my favorite everything

seems like someone needs to see CARBON COPY

(trump’s obsession with) DEI caused this collision.

oh man there’s only like three presidents all time who were younger than i am now

every follow up question should be “what the fuck are you talking about?”

you guys! guess what!! i met adam sandler last night! he was super cool and nice! we were on a cruise! it was a dream but still. i count it.

maybe 15 years ago, i spent a few hours in todd glass’ backyard and we listened to norm macdonald tell bob uecker stories. one of the best nights of my life. RIP bob and RIP norm. ones of a kind

didn’t have to and didn’t are different things

i’m gonna post this again when i got more followers. you’ll see

oh hell yeah niles is great. so goddamn funny. i can’t wait to watch this

i wish school taught useful things like what to do when your nose hair goes grey.

i was under oath! i wanted to lie!

penn state vs notre dame is like a bowl game pizzagate. jim jordan has no idea who to root for

our basketball buddy!

no matter how bad the world gets, TNT mornings will always be CHARMED. it’s like a microcosm of living in america. most of us would rather it be buffy but the people in charge would probably rather it be a talking brain injury yelling “football” at the audience

i wanna find the nba corner of this here app. however, i’m lazy so ill wait for them to find me. sitting on a KWAME BROWN scoop over here. follow for more!

oh absolutely unless there’s the other one lurking than i’m A geoff tate

maybe this is the good one