The CO Fly Guy

Best not tell JD Vance about her collection of fainting couches, he'll be insufferable.

Awww, poor diddums. Maybe you should find another line of work. Good luck when they ask for you to account for the employment gap and are looking for references ...

*stares in Native American*

Polis is absolute trash and should've been primaried back to the brunch dimension a long time ago. This is a case of term limitations proving their value, but he shouldn't be in office now.

He's Gavin Newsom from Wish with none of the positives Newsom possesses.

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Today, in Praxis:

Dear @cnn.com : it is incumbent on me once again to remind you that you are not a real news network, because a real news network would not employ Scott Jennings.

"Hi it's me, that kid from high school that never moved out of town and thinks Olive Garden is a fancy restaurant. Anyway, here's a really racist op-ed piece that encapsulates my political worldview."

2026 and we're launching an illegal war for oil.

Really hate how hollywood keeps rebooting the classics.

I'd last about 14 seconds as a CNN contributor.
I'd be staring at the token conservative droog like O_O for three sentences and then look at Laura Phillip or whoever the fuck and go "you DO realize this motherfucker is lying through his grotty fucking teeth right? And you sit there, bitch?"

Utter capitulation it is, then.

Good ol' Democrats, nothing if not predictable.

Ready the 'fell for it again' awards, we're gonna need a truckload of 'em....

Hey, Timmy! We're about to hand out the "I fell for it again" awards and we're just wondering what color you'd like your ribbon to be. Get back to us when you're done folding. XOXO ...

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The Denver Broncos entering every fourth quarter:
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Rude!
Not WRONG, but …
Rude!

That last one hurts Gymbo extra hard because durnit, he liked that slavery statue!

How wide is the White House? Wondering how many gallows we can build across the front of the thing.

YeeeeeeeeEEEEEEAAAAAAAH

A guy I know is a Trump voter (he's told me that multiple times) just noticed the price of flies has gone up, and asked me why the sharp increase, and when I told him, dead-ass looked me in the eye and went "I mean, I guess I get that a tariff is a tax, but who's paying it, and where does it go?"

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

Straight nightmare fuel.

4 yard gain on 2nd and 7? Play the worst fight song in the NCAA, badly, again.

Can't wait to miss that game

It's bad enough to get Kennesaw State'd when you're allegedly a Power 4 school, but you are developing the reputation as old man who yells at clouds. Nobody wants to play for a whiny coot. Coach ball more, pontificate about the inequities of the world less.

So, just a note to Mike Gundy:
You have valid points about the state of college football and how disgusting it is and all the money moving throughout it. BUT:
When you talk about it and the other team claps back and then just wipes their ass with you, it weakens your recruiting for next year. Quiet.

It’s raining.

Oh we finna channel our inner peak pre-crisis Ray Rice

Enjoy your goat anus pierogi, Dersh, you scumbucket.

Goddamn people. The reference to Stalin has to do with his historical revision, not his philosophy of government.

Fuck off, read Animal Farm, and maybe spare me the fascism versus communism lecture.

I do it just for the halibut

If you find me the democrats that *don't* regret it, those are the ones we need to get into the sea first.

They all go in the sea, of course, but