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Roberto "the underslime" kerry(she/her)

@robertokerry.bsky.social

Pwease listen to my bandcamp https://robertokerry.bandcamp.com/track/coming-and-going-single-version

41 Followers  |  35 Following  |  214 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.8153

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Sometimes i think I'm wearing a good outfit but then i remember all the times i was mogged by my friends who had that shit ON

27.11.2025 00:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love a string of posts that tells me that this user went to the store

24.11.2025 02:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@sarahnorcross.bsky.social

15.11.2025 13:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dalton.

28.09.2025 18:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Smuggling drugs into the megachurch call me Jesus Christ Boof-erstar

04.09.2025 01:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pussy so good it got a 9-minute standing ovation at Cannes

04.09.2025 00:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dogmafest '25: YOU CHOOSE Hey, it's me, Roberto Kerry. I'll be opening Dogmafest at 2:45 on September 5. I figured I'd let everyone else pick the songs I play-I hate making decisions!

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26.08.2025 04:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't find anything online about him why does he have a booth?

09.08.2025 18:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Went to the local comic con and there was a booth for a guy named Constance Latrine. Who is this guy???

09.08.2025 18:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mid

03.08.2025 04:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bout to watch Together with my dad I'll let you know how it goes

03.08.2025 02:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How would you feel if you woke up and the sky said you were the worlds number one oxygen breather. Would you be proud? Ashamed? At peace?

30.07.2025 23:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When does something become a memory? When it's too late to live in it. When is the last time you'll be able remember something? When will a memory become sweet instead of sorrow? I'm listening to radiohead right now

20.07.2025 05:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just hit a record 5 heavy farts in a row!

19.07.2025 04:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So real

14.07.2025 05:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm the butch one in the friend group

13.07.2025 22:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Me as i reach for my 5th hotdog today

06.07.2025 03:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Folks we've had 4 hotdogs today!! This is an absolute win for my dopamine processor

06.07.2025 03:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

EEEEE

02.07.2025 13:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Booooo

29.06.2025 01:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There were probably Pentagon meetings about ISIS that were less tense than the marketing meeting i was in today

25.06.2025 22:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Met a guy named Bo Blorby today

25.06.2025 01:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I am an award winning award winner

20.06.2025 02:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Person in a meeting today said "this is what chat gpt said" and i had to resist projectile vomiting on them

19.06.2025 03:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is me now

17.06.2025 04:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've learned nothing from my most recent musical, Carbon Monoxide

30.05.2025 13:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Giving Operations Manager realness

23.05.2025 22:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Reaching swag levels never before thought possible

23.05.2025 03:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have a pattern almanac specifically to be safe

20.05.2025 21:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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