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dollhouse walked so severance could run

LOOK I WASNT SURE IF U WANTED TO BE IDENTIFIED.

whoever described severance as “old man yaoi” has two things to answer for: 1) what a fucking phrase to put into the world, and 2) you were right, and that intrigued me enough to actually start the series

Since learning about the concept of "Bar Cubes"—cubes that don't require dice, tokens, or counters—I've been thinking about building Bar Commander decks for conventions and travel.

It's a heavy deckbuilding restriction, but a very cool challenge.

me2: quick question with jacob’s loyalty mission. what the fuck?

you ever have a weekend so good you consider writing a manifesto

the authoritarianism is bad, but the loser energy is absolutely intolerable

me2: god i hate liara so much its so funny

me2: zaaed is so insanely cool all the time, love him.

me2: miranda’s character design fights against the way she acts. If they had made her more timeless and sad pretty, like audrey hepburn, or made her customize her own body with tattoos more, her story would be a lot more compelling to me.

me2: jacks story was confusing but sad. hope she’s doing ok. miranda should probably shut the fuck up about it. for the perfect person she sure dumped her empathy stat.

me2: man i would absolutely light random NPCs on fire for Zaaed, dude fucks. when he said he would blame me i was willing to shoot bystanders myself. favorite lil murder man.

i rarely make any ttrpg characters, mostly i write campaigns or settings. i’m not an OC person. i struggle with making characters when stories are right there. but i did it. i came up with a backstory and a physical description for once with minimal suffering. plz be proud of me.

I miss games that are about 8-20h long and have linear gameplay/stories. Not every game has to be open world and 60+h long😭

I'm so sick of it. If you don't have extensive worldbuilding to fill that world just tell your story in a (semi) linear way 🥲

if we get rid of all of the science funding, we're never going to find a cancer-free way to ingest nicotine. tech bros does this convince you

me2: sammy swore to me way before she should have, ngl. wild choices continue

BE SO BRILLIANT NONE OF YOUR ENEMIES WOULD DARE LOOK AT YOU.

Remember, calories don’t count during Super Bowl weekend or during a steady and inevitable descent into madness so

it occurred i suppose. this is simply factual not a moral valuation.

me2: samara is even less hinged than shep. we can’t keep making progressively less regulated murder hobos in this universe and then get mad at conrad verner for behaving in crazy ways.

me2: the asari arent the slut-aliens in this universe! that’s reductive and not lore accurate blah blah blah. i would stop saying it if it weren’t true. samaras tiddies. liaras entire romance is predicated on me letting her infodump one time about her genitals. the asari are here to be sexy and blue

me2: why the fuck is liara in charge when samara is right there being hot and also horrifying. samara is liara but pokémon evolved. better. tiddier. more murder. that light eyed stare that makes me wonder if she has a soul.

me2: samaras tiddies.

lmao. lol. love that for me.

me2: to be clear the only intimidate choice i made so far was to threaten the person who bullied conrad and im 15/10 pleased with the choices my shep makes

me2: i am finding liaras sudden “i rule ilium functionally” completely unbelievable. with my dumb fuck romance situation i think instead of a kiss i should have started with “lmao sorry girlie but i technically died so we broke up”

me2: ngl it’s super not clear to me who my romance options are so far. frankly zaaed massani should be a romance option cuz he’s cool.

me2: they gave him a death rattled voice and made him religious, ofc thane is now my favorite character (wrex is still my favorite character and i think we should be platonic battle buddies forged in the fires of combat, that’s my true romance route).

me2: every time i bring some new cool person on board my ship miranda and jacob have to express their deepest disappointment with me and it’s just like. i’m so sick of it.