logo, acting spoopy

What you see here in the children’s father, Bandit, is the culmination of sin. A father whose very name evokes crime, the criminal of criminals. Bluey, the color of sorrow. Bingo, lust for games of chance. Mother Chilli, who works part time at an airport in which planes “soar into the heavens”, thi-

A bunch of grandmas standing and hooting for Nuremberg 2? Something for the opposition party to think about

Step 1: disband ICE
Step 2: give ICE's entire bloated budget to the IRS
Step 3: record white collar crime task force kicking in penthouse doors and macing unresisting billionaires
Step 4: one hundred years of Dem reign

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SaltReminder™: hey Dave! it looks like you're preparing a recipe, would you like to add some salt?

ME: that's a good idea, thanks SaltReminder™!

SaltReminder™: no problem!

I love living in the rotting corpse of neoliberal capitalism. It's so cool here

An entire society subjected to the whims of a sundowning bitchy TV host who insists that his fever dreams are reality with ironclad arguments like "If this is so, which it is,"

Going to the pumbo patch. To get the bumbus

Guys: things have gotten out of control in Chicago. People are terrified running for lives and onlookers are screaming in fear. We need federal help. Please. Come save us

Seeing the different trajectories of him and Wareheim I think it's pretty clear who was the main mind behind their early collaborative work

Tim Heidecker putting out an apology for performing at Riyahd (he did not) is such a good bit.

Completely lost my shit at "King Salmon", Heidecker is an all-time comedy genius

THEM: please... you have to stop saying every media property is about the Antichrist... please !

PETER: [pointing at a copy of Cyberpunk 2077] Antichrist

He's screamin but we don't care. Lost in the sauce

Idk get her a nice bottle of whiskey or something

Cracking open The Thing like a crab to get at the delicious thingflesh within

the whole tron setting doesn't really make sense. why is the computer run by a fascist dictator? (sees my laptop updates weren't installed because some background software refused to quit) kill that program. kill it now. kill that program immediately

There was a moment, very recently, when the popular sentiment was firmly in favor of addressing police violence and unaccountability; the response from these same politicians was “fund the police.”

Members of the force's sports squad, responsible - among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower. After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access. Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said. Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said. A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said. "The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there." Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

“a dull blade is more dangerous than a sharp one”- guy that’s never been stabbed by a sharp blade

This is the chef behind World Street Kitchen, if you ever get a chance to check them out

This looks like a crime against green beans but I promise you it is a flavor bomb

A dish with an exceptionally high flavor:appearance ratio

A pencil maybe

Yeah it's just a fairly classic dark spice blend. You could get pretty close with like, pumpkin spice and a shitload of black pepper

It's a page from The New Mediterranean Table by very talented chef Sameh Wadi, for "Grandma's Slow-Cooked Green Beans". Sorry but there's no way I'm typing the whole thing out in alt text, just trust me that it's good as hell

Oops meant to append the recipe

It is genuinely fucking dope, and a great use for the insane quantities of green beans my vines dropped this year

Making my old chef's slow-cooked green bean recipe, where they're cooked for hours with tomato and spices and a shitload of olive oil until they fall apart, a notion which horrifies everyone right up until they scoop some up with a pita

Depends on where it's coming from, if it's tires that could conceivably be cool

National Guard deployed to the Bass Pro pyramid

lmao called it