Ken Laws

I’m starting to think that working a bunch of people insane hours for little money and being one of the top five assholes in the world might not lead to quality spacecraft.

Solitary.

A Brief Explanation of my License Plate | Klog Bear with me...

@mikemcmahan.bsky.social
I got a license plate whose meaning is so obscure I wrote a web page about it.
www.kenlaws.com/posts/a-brie...

40% tariff on Wakonda. It’s the only source of Vibranium in the world so the Hulk won’t be able to make a lightsaber and then the Daleks will destroy Pandora or whatever the fuck.

New Tesla commercial
#FoxtrotDeltaTango

QUESTION EVERYTHING

YouTube video by Paramount Plus Star Trek: Lower Decks | Dr. T'Ana's Funniest Moments | Paramount+

Let’s enjoy some Dr. T’ana, including the box scene, and the fact that her species used to eat Betazoids… www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wsf...

They weren’t a very cunning lingus.

Mass. PR firm recommends clients scale back or phase out use of X/Twitter - The Boston Globe John Guilfoil Public Relations ran a national survey and found the social media site isn't getting anywhere near the engagement levels it once did.

"It has nothing to do with the controversies surrounding owner Elon Musk and his chaotic attempts to dismantle much of the federal government. Instead, the site simply isn’t getting anywhere near the engagement levels it once did..."
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/03/17/b...

😂😅

Approved

The co-president says speaking against Putin’s interests is akin to treason.

So I guess that’s where we are now.

poster on a utility pole with a gray silhouette of a threatening figure, arms raised wearing a maga cap with a shadow of a similar figure wearing a nazi helmet behind them and the words WE BEAT 'EM BEFORE … WE’LL BEAT 'EM AGAIN!

seen in newark, new jersey

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Serving suggestion...

Happy Ash/Wednesday!

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

One of the biggest cryptocurrency exchanges in the world just lost $1.4 billion (with a B) to a hack.

This is 5x as much as the previous largest exchange hack in history.

I loved those books: Conan the Berberine!

Before you get mad at Trump for saying Ukraine started the war, take a second to consider some geopolitical questions.

-Why did Ukraine put all that provocative mineral-rich land right on Russia's border?

-Did Zelensky send Putin mixed signals?

-What was Ukraine wearing when the invasion began?

Panel 1: "I make art for a living." Drawing character art on a tablet Panel 2: "It feels... Questionable right now." Drawing interrupted by a news alert Panel 3: "So much horror and pain all around us... And it feels like it's getting worse every day." Cait staring at her tablet while news alerts ping loudly

Panel 1: "What the hell am I doing." Cait takes off her glasses and rubs her eyes, the news alerts are louder and more frightening Panel 2: "I'm drawing pretty pictures while the world is on fire. While families are torn apart. While war and genocide become daily news. While my country is held hostage by bigots who want me and the people I love to die." Cait holds her head in her hands, overwhelmed by pinging alerts

Panel 1: "But I can't think that way. ...not every day, at least..." Cait balls her fists, grimacing with tears on her face Panel 2: "I love what I do. And I work in entertainment - providing beauty and escapism for my audience." She puts her glasses back on and picks up her tablet pen, sniffling

Panel 1: "We need art in turbulent times. People need escape from the horrors. And if I can provide that - then I'm being helpful." Cait starts drawing, but the pinging alerts are on the rise again. Panel 2: "I'm being helpful. I'm being helpful... I'm being helpful... I'm helpful... Helpful..." She draws, trembling, as the alerts swell around her.

Feeling... rough. Lately.

As long as she needs me to open the cans, I should be okay. Should be.

It hasn't even been a month.
Not even one month.
I'm so exhausted.

Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?

Yeah, we know we're cool...

Since the Star Wars benefit screening story has gotten so many shares, here's one of my other fun movie memories, also, coincidentally, involving singing.

In 1996, Warner Bros. did a sneak preview of MARS ATTACKS! in Knoxville on Thanksgiving weekend, weeks before the film opened.
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What are the scariest words in the English language?

"Did you hear the latest?"