So weird that all moms were born today
14.05.2023 13:42 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0@shaz.bsky.social
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So weird that all moms were born today
14.05.2023 13:42 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Whoever named him Big Bird was fresh out of ideas
13.05.2023 15:23 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Judge: It says here that “he makes the same ‘before Succession, how about a suck session’ joke every Sunday” as your reason for leaving your husband, is that right?
My wife: Yes your hon—
Judge: Divorce granted.