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Chef Marky

@markyoddbod.bsky.social

Villa and Vikings fan. Twitter refugee

147 Followers  |  136 Following  |  46 Posts  |  Joined: 08.11.2024  |  2.288

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Wind and rain here aswell. Think the only difference is my dickhead dog wants to chase the fireworks.

03.10.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re not in Lichfield by any chance are you? We’ve had the same.

03.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That would be some poetic justice.

31.07.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It will always be too soon when it comes to hulky. The blatant disregard for our feelings shown by one person has left a permanent scar.

31.07.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You had to mention hulky didn’t you.
#StillHurts

31.07.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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25.07.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And the dog.

25.07.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Used to go in one night and get a free put her of cider for doing stupid take that impressions. Admittedly not my proudest moments.

25.07.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was xposure the same as XLs? At the five ways? It sounds familiar but can’t place it.

25.07.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Que club and subway city. Loved them but normally off my tits in there 🀣

25.07.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That was it ffs.
I forgot wobble under the arches. Then closer to home for me was the kings head on the hagley road, and my local, the bear tavern.

25.07.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You missed off the Hummingbord, Snobs, liberty and XLs but I can forgive you for that. I’d forgot about Pagoda park, decent place aswell.
What was the club under central tv called. I can’t remember that bloody name.

25.07.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Monty. Loved that place.

25.07.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even more shocking is that there’s no evidence of the iceberg that allegedly sunk the titanic being anywhere near the wreckage.

11.07.2025 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m in then 🀣

11.07.2025 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the hell is that? If it’s some weird crazy golf you’ve joined some mad sex cul.. collective.

10.07.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I appreciate most that follow me won’t be interested but I thought Hulkenberg getting his first ever podium was gonna be the greatest thing in F1 this week. How wrong was I.
Bye bye whinger spice you absolute tool.
#Horner #RedBull

09.07.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dark chocolate ones are next level.

08.07.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now this I’ll agree with.

08.07.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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White chocolate??

08.07.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The holy grail of Tunnocks.

Dark chocolate.

08.07.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re there I can see why.

07.07.2025 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s not Pegasus bridge. There’s no Germans or gliders.

07.07.2025 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry Colin but the upper holte one won by quite some distance. This was only Half of it.

06.07.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

One of those world in miniature places that have bizarrely got the gillingham ground built.

03.07.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kind of pisses all over your post tbf JS.

03.07.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wondered how long ot would be for you asked tbf.

21.06.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m saying nothing whatsoever about the drummer.

21.06.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣 just give me the time and place.

19.06.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need to do this.

19.06.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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