quay

It was in the Levant actually

I do not care for the show known as Arcane

(Quote tweeting a headline about the collapse of a vital antarctic ecosystem) its so over (quote tweeting a movie announcement that looks cool) we’re so back

I live ten minutes away from here. Every bit as impressive in person

Chicago #riverview #photography

I like the video of Biden wandering off into the rainforest. I wish that was me rn

Listen up, fellas: Ladies *love* it when you’re attractive

The Baby

If I lived in the Late Bronze Age I would just invent iron lol

ive been trying to see what i can do with my newfound abilities

Loading a pelican into a gigantic poison dart gun and blowing it directly into the engine of a speeding jet so that I can make enough of a distraction to sneak mdma through TSA

Can I tell people to kill themselves on this site

unremarkable knobs like Jake Paul beating up geriatric minorities in their million dollar swim trunks radiates such angry late stage roman empire vomitorium vibes

Mom: I’m sorry kids but Amerikkka didn’t extract enough imperial super profits from the global south this year. There will be no Christmas.

Claighton (age 12): Fuck the global south

(In the same way people talk about quicksand) bro kids shows had me thinking racism was gonna be a way bigger problem in everyday life 💀

daubing myself in a mixture of animal fat, cinnabar and cloves and writhing around on the cold stone ground

The week after the election absolutely flew by. Felt like a waking trance so I bet that’s why

In the defense of the ancient mariner i dont know how you’re supposed to predict that shooting a random bird will curse your entire boat

Erm remember the heckin vibes on bluesky brothers 🤓 this is not friggin TOXIC ASS NAZI WEBSITR TWITTER...it is effin bluesky where we are kind epicly

This shit is ass

Person who’s been on BlueSky for 1 month: Howdy there newbies! Just a lil’ reminder- to be a rootin’ tootin’ poster you gotta oppose fascism in all yer skeets!

Recent twitter migrant (quote tweeting): its time to consider suicide

Australian who just heard that his son died: OHHHHHH NAAAAAAAUUURRRR

WHG stare

he transformed from a reconstruction of an Iron Age Briton to a modern day Englishman

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wakey wakey fool

this platform dead asf