Kevin

The Burger King is good at heart, but his advisors deceive him.

What Was 'The Pogrom' At Your School? A very serious disciplinary lapse occurred yesterday at JENS in Warbleton

Hey you! Here's a story I wrote. The 17th century central European peasant mindset is transplanted to modern Wisconsin and played for laughs.

thewarbletontales.substack.com/p/what-was-t...

All I Have to Give Attention all disaffected youth: heed my pitiful example

I wrote a little essay of advice I wish I had at 17. I know everyone on here is 38, but maybe someone will find it interesting.

thewarbletontales.substack.com/p/all-i-have...

Snotnose teen(2004): I heard Anna is so slutty she keeps an archive of all the guys she's blown
Degenerate stimulant addict(2024): Hey Anna, remember me from school? I download all your PDFs.

Every last soul has a role to play in this earthly drama. Except for him 🫵

Townes Van Zandt said Waiting Round to Die was the first song he ever wrote. And I think fuck you, the first song you ever wrote was not that bleak and perfect. But then again it does include the line, 'one time friends i had a ma, i even had a pa.'

Mom: I’m sorry kids but Amerikkka didn’t extract enough imperial super profits from the global south this year. There will be no Christmas.

Claighton (age 12): Fuck the global south

The bars are open in Africa tonight. Come get drunk...in beautiful Africa.

My whole life it seemed like no one could understand me. Even despite the grammar and phonology of Kevlish being far more logical and intuitive than English.

Follow me instead. I will appreciate you more.

Albuquerque - 2016 Remaster Neil Young · Tonight's the Night · Song · 1975

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From a Buick 6 Bob Dylan · Highway 61 Revisited · Song · 1965

Posting 75-90% spotify links on bluesky. All of them really obvious. You people are dirt to me.

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Map of the Great Lakes region of North America labeled with the countries of Africa's Great Lakes region.

Three chord songs are on average more dynamic and complex than four chord songs. Strong evidence for the divine nature of 3 and the vulgar devilry of 4.

☝️ jealous of the sphere

They're juicing the numbers to reel in easy suckers like you

Sleep is the great equalizer. Everyone has to sleep eventually.

If I ever came face to face with the man who sold the world, I would pummel him for selling our precious world.

Every year there's less and less pepper goop in the middle of the hummus and we just lie down and take it.

Bullies: You're named after a hamburger. Hamburger boy.
Me: Berg meaning mountain as in iceberg or Württemberg and burg meaning town or fortress as in Hamburg or burgher are totally different etymologies
Bullies: I guess we were wrong

Guy who reads news: I can't believe a thing just happened at different locations.
Guy who reads history: Actually you're wrong.
Guy who reads stories: Love my stories.

I found this clipboard and I just been using it.

Any fellow Dave Loach fans want to meet and connect and talk about Dave?

This was a good article.

Good rules make a good people.

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Beautiful

Constant vigilance is the price of freedom