Ryan Heywood

So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street

what would they say if it was biden? trump is senile and the press covers it up because they like him and want to help him

Chicago celebrates cultural victory with native son, Pope Leo XIV The likelihood that the newly elected pope has consumed a Chicago style hot dog is not zero. And that means something.

The likelihood that the newly elected pope has consumed a Chicago style hot dog is not zero. And that means something.

He has only sworn the oath promising to uphold the constitution twice, but it doesnt surprise me that he had forgotten. He was the same about his marriage vows.

Trump says, ‘I don’t know,’ when asked if he’s required to uphold Constitution The president also downplayed fears of a recession and spoke of potential successors when his four-year term ends in an NBC interview.

Wow. For any other politician, even now, an answer like this would be political suicide. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

We are speedrunning our way to the intellectual bottom.

The look of realization on someone's face when they realize they had something like that is everything and feels powerful. You may briefly feel like a trickster god.
But helping just to help feels great too sometimes.
But, you know, do the things that bring you happiness

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

Anyone who isn't watching the third season of @thewheeloftime.bsky.social is missing out. Absolutely the best fantasy epic on the small screen in years. Better than the last several seasons of Game of Thrones. Better than a few of the good ones too.

Lumon Industries from Severence is the same company as Veridian Dynamics from Better Off Ted.

In this 37 part essay I will

as others have noted there's a connection between these deaths and right wing "Antifa" paranoia. musk designed and advertised this thing as apocalypse proof which in his smooth brain meant "able to protect riders from dangerous hordes of poor rioters". this also makes rescuing passengers impossible

Frostbourne: Ep. 1 - "A Single Step" Dungeons & Randomness · Episode

FROSTBOURNE HAS BEGUN! ❄️
We can’t wait for you to meet our four explorers as they take their first steps into the frozen unknown. Their journey starts now—setting up camp, braving the cold, and uncovering what lies ahead. This arc is the perfect place to jump in—no need to catch up!

Doing a little light reading

It becomes steadily less accurate as you move away from the kitchen.
Duster? Those do not spread dust by design.
Vacuum Cleaner? Complete fail, has never cleaned a vacuum.

Appliances are named so unevenly.
Dishwasher? Solid name. Says what it does.
Wash machine? Does not wash machines. Bad name.
Dryer? Dries things. Solid name.
Oven? If I'm new to the planet, I'm assuming it does something with ovaries. Bad name. Should be named the HotFoodMaker.

This just in: Kendrick Lamar's Grammy win due in part to the voting members being afraid of being a part of Mr. Lamar's next diss track if they didn't give him the win.

As we're approaching Valentines Day, I ask of you, dear friends, who is your favorite romantic couple in fiction?

Ok, but what the fuck

Hey guys, turns out we were wrong. Elon wasn't doing a Nazi salute. It was for a deodorant commercial. "Raise your hand if you're Sure."

Oh, sorry, I just have been informed I had heard that wrong. It was "raise your hand for Führer."

One of the things he is doing while distracting us with Greenland and The Gulf. Right here.

They are the little piggies, and they are known not by name but by destination.

Buddy, amigo, chum, you're doing great. You've shared photos and could do so proudly. You're in great shape. You're doing so great that you're motivating me to power through PT and hit that gym more.
I believe in you, and you believe in you too.

Happy New Year to popcorn afficionados.

Happy New Year to fellow Namor mains

Sweet dreams are made of bees

who am i to diss a bee

i travel the world and the seven bees

everybody is looking for some bees

Hitting that plateau? Sometimes you need to hit that rest week before working on gains again if you're not already doing that.

Happy New Year to everyone being screwed over by late stage capitalism

if cat why shaped like Millennium Falcon

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