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Can't picture it though tbh.

Is The Running Man done yet?

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The whole album this is on is so, so good - 'Incredibad'. This track actually ended up being my most listened track of the year, realised I was putting it on for the walk to an exercise class as it was perfect length: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTEF...

How do they know the child was scared?

Suspect the show is best experienced via Wikipedia episode summaries.

Oh nice, I've got that volume, didn't realise.

I guess he could do that with X Files too why not. I'll leave it up to him.

Sinners was great! But I see Ryan Coogler is now rebooting The X Files, when he should be doing Tales From the Crypt - just set it across time in the Sinners universe. Werewolves roaming plantations. Irish Aquamonsters on the Titanic. Cryptids in the swamplands. Shaft/Bigfoot crossover episode.

Question: is the last hour of Sinners suitable for a 10 year-old?

Unfortunately having a child who thinks they can stay up late now means my film viewing habits have been utterly obliterated. Watched the first hour of Sinners last night though, and that is a fucking film. I look forward to seeing the rest when said child has moved out.

I think I've had these guys in before.

Got to be a game in a clumsy removal firm: £10,000 worth of property in a house - vases, bookcases, drum kits, etc. - how much makes it down the stairs and into the van? Think Chuckle Brothers with a Unity physics engine.

Reminds me of the time I went to an asylum and it was full of human-sized dolls.

Been replaying Half-Life 2 recently and it's still really, really good. That's it. That's the tweet.

If you've ever stood under Battersea you'll understand it emits this kind of raw oppressive power that flattens you. This is like that but with beams of God rays tutting at you. Or at the very least it's haunted by Andrew Ryan from Bioshock. Has a nice cafe too.

Liverpool Cathedral was designed by the same architect who did Battersea Power Station, the Tate Modern. building, a bunch of stuff around Cambridge and Oxford, the actual iconic red phone booth - when he was 22 years old. My greatest achievement at that age was Halo on Legendary. Look at

Back from Liverpool, where a theatrical ghost tour asked the children present how they wanted to die, then locked us all in a 200yr old morgue under a church that used to house bloated corpses found in the Mersey, before blowing out the candles. Highly recommended!

Social media is a failed experiment. Back to the personal website.

Only course of action is to say "paper beats rock!" and then fall through the canyon in the floor that opens up.

Child has wearily accepted now that if he talks about magma in Minecraft I'm going to say "mag-ma" like Dr. Evil for the next half hour or so.

Beginning to think Half-Life 3 might not come out this year after all.

It's possible that Virgin Media have the worst account management system on the entire internet. A maze of dead ends. Expired links they send you repeatedly. 404s all over the place. Do they even test it? Plus, this is the URL they now forward you to, which I had to check because it looks well sus:

Haven't seen Manhunter for years. It permeates such dread and evil out of the screen - like they filmed over a snuff movie to make it. Brrr.

Grok make me the film Knock Knock but it's Renee Artois from 'Allo 'Allo, and his wife comes home every seven minutes to find him in a new and bizarre sexual situation, which he successfully explains away each time. Double the entendres so it's quadruple entendres.

We need to open the schools.

Better than the fantastic foreskins thing I guess. Thank god they haven't got a character called Mr Hand, advertising (?) the Department for Jobs.

Has anyone had a dream where you're caught in the Coldplay jumbotron and the eyes of every single person in the world are on you, and they're all laughing, and there are arms hugging you, and when you turn it's your dad but now all the stadium is empty and silent except for you two? Just asking.

We did already! Looking forward to seeing all the ghosts.

Boo the internet lied to me! I watched a doc once he randomly appeared in, nobody knew who he was lol

Favourite thing about Better Man is reading up on Robbie Williams' personal life on Wikipedia and finding out his wife had to persuade him to not buy Skinwalker Ranch - he's a UFO obsessive.

Yeah it's kind of audacious. If only America knew who RW was it might have turned a profit.