fex 🍞

a big glowing egg (small coffee machine for scale)

our tokyo hotel room has a big glowing egg

A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".

Captain Torture

Zohran is cool and awesome and I’m thrilled for him and all of us

but at my core this is who I am: the Jewish guy who shows up to be a world class hater in support of his friend

Before I was just for transgender for transgender people, but now, fuck you. For everybody. At gunpoint.

a computer with arms, hands, legs and feet, holding a mostly empty bottle of sake, screen is a face, eyes are x's inside circles, screen is mostly full of liquid. implication is that the computer is drunk.

illustration, login, magazine (1984) archive.org/details/logi...

things i require:

-shower hot enough to warm my body down to the bone
-skin that is perfectly soft and moisturized at all times with no effort required from me

this shouldn't be so hard

they should make a scalding hot shower that doesn't make my skin dry and peeling

bill de blasio in a hot girls for zohran shirt tweeting "one of the happiest votes I ever cast! What a beautiful Day for NYC!"

Incredible

extremely load-bearing "perhaps" in this sentence

4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: We haven’t checked in on the geology department for a while. I wonder if they’re doing okay. (2) PERSON 2 with ponytail: I’ll go see what they’re up to. (3) [Person 2 opens door to room where a person is gesturing at a projector screen and explaining to two other people] PERSON 3: 49 million years ago, Heart Mountain, Wyoming slid sideways 15 miles like a giant stone hovercraft. (4) PERSON 2 [returning to Person 1]: ...They’re not okay. OFF-PANEL PERSON: Hey, *you* come up with a better explanation!

Heart Mountain

xkcd.com/3162/

Destiel News Network Meme Castiel: I love you Dean: DICK CHENEY IS DEAD

I had to

Weapons of Mass Delicatessen

bro i need to go back to the seaside and get away from the dry air, the human nose should not have this much blood coming out of it

I'm late but here's my Halloween art😔

Oh remember when I attempted to make tarot cards with the Ultra Beasts....maybe I should finish the set hmhmhm

A very small brown kitten next to a toy suitcase.

A travelling salesman. What's he selling?

A little pokemon hotel in the rain

rainy day pokemon <3

i love posting achilles and getting a ton of comments like "i'm going to punch him" "i want to scrunch him into a ball" "i hate him" because i like to imagine someone who doesn't read the comic stumbling across the post and being like ":( what could that adorable kitty cat possibly have done"

compact foldable achilles (there are other ways he'd prefer to be folded but that costs extra)

damn that one's really good

Illustration of a pfeilstorch (stork with an arrow in its neck), overlaid with stylized air mail and postal markings describing various details about the pfeilstorch.

special delivery

[ #art ]

思ったより短い

A small white and ginger cat sleeps on a gray fuzzy cat bed tucked inside the TV shell on a bedroom dresser, next to a red drop of blood-shaped plushie and some books.

My grandmother's TV now lives on my bedroom dresser so my kittens have a cozy little place to take their afternoon naps.

happy late halloween from lil gastly 👻☠️🎃

What a decade, huh? #Undertale

Hey guys, X Omega Strikers here to x-plain the meme. This x-hilarating picture is a play on the "not what i'm called meme". The general idea is a character walking in just for others to use similar word instead or their actual name, which provokes the x-asperated response "not what I'm called". X-cept, in this case we have Jacinthe speaking on top of Lebanne claiming that is now actually her name.

We believe in dragon maid supremacy (and rights, please someone save her).

Also, free excuse to draw Jacinthe!

#PokemonLegendsZA #Fanart #Art

sonic had a rough transition

Lady Jacinthe—!!
🎀 #art #pokemon #plza

Photo of a tv screen showing the text "Turn your cocks BACK one hour tonight" from WNEM TV.

DON'T FORGET!