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Scene Queen Stan ๐ŸŽ€ in the name of Reneรฉ Rapp, Conan Gray, and Chappell Roan. gaymen ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป full time hottie, AH ๐Ÿคช evolve or repeat // 29 // she/her // 11/13/15 ๐Ÿ’• // lesbian, fat, & loud 18+ ONLY // ACAB // SILENCE = DEATH

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DONT YOU KNOW MY ASS IS FAMOUS? #LadyGaga #MayhemBall

๐Ÿ“ธ: @monsterchelsko.bsky.social

23.02.2026 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so sorry but I will be changing all my backgrounds on my phone texts

23.02.2026 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m so sad about Maxi Shield.. devastated

23.02.2026 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Winona Ryder has been cast in Season 3 of โ€˜Wednesday.โ€™

๐Ÿ”—: variety.com/2026/tv/news/winona-ryder-wednesday-season-3-jenna-ortega-tim-burton-1236669842/

23.02.2026 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Harry Styles announced as host and musical guest on SNL on March 14th.

23.02.2026 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Napoleon Dynamite (2004) Directed by Jared Hess stars Jon Heder, Efren Ramirez and Jon Gries.

19.02.2026 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love Brooke Shields so much. such a ray of sunshine ๐Ÿ˜Ž #rpdr #dragrace #rupaulsdragrace

21.02.2026 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mia about to break down over not having popcorn is how I feel too #RPDR #dragrace #rupaulsdragrace

21.02.2026 06:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ofc!! Itโ€™s a fun show but very stupid

21.02.2026 06:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12 years ago today, 5 Seconds of Summer released โ€œShe Looks So Perfect.โ€

21.02.2026 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Happy 47th birthday to the brilliant Jordan Peele.

21.02.2026 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 96    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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oh this snatch game's highs are high but the lows? OOF #DragRace

21.02.2026 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But the thing w Brooke shields w younger ppl is she was Hannah Montanas mother! And on Jane the virgin !!! both shows I feel like juicy wouldโ€™ve watched?!!

21.02.2026 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Miley Meeks sitting in the couch on her knees as Drew Barrymore is pitch perfect. #DragRace #SnatchGane

21.02.2026 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#DragRace fuuuuuucked up tonight.

21.02.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dumb hot people go to a villa and couple up with each other but other bombshells come in and try to break up the couples and couple by couple they get eliminated.

They also do play games where they ask each other questions lol

21.02.2026 06:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So the man Ru saw drown was Kenyaโ€™s father and thatโ€™s why sheโ€™s still here bc HUH? #RPDR #DragRace #RupaulsDragRace

21.02.2026 06:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kenya didnโ€™t even sing for like 25 seconds but okayโ€ฆ ??? #RPDR #DragRace #RupaulsDragRace

21.02.2026 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me & my fiancรฉe started using separate blankets years ago and itโ€™s so smart and helped us both sleep better

21.02.2026 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
This is the blueprint. A black woman still holds the crown for the best Traitor ever.

This is the blueprint. A black woman still holds the crown for the best Traitor ever.

Okay my last rantโ€ฆI need people to put more respect on Cirieโ€™s name. She was the blueprint on how to be a Traitor. Yes a Black woman! She was trusted by many Faithfuls and made a fellow Traitor bow out because he knew she would be able to rally votes against him. She won it all. #TraitorsUS

14.02.2026 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

shout out to the traitors though bc they really did get out all the โ€œgame playersโ€ and idk how to say this without sounding mean, but people who areโ€ฆ uhm thinking strategically? (smart ppl) #TheTraitorsUS #TraitorsUS

20.02.2026 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a reason why sheโ€™s the only traitor to won so farโ€ฆ she was soooo good omg

20.02.2026 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aw Tara :((( I mean weโ€™ve literally seen someone quit the game bc he felt so bad. #TheTraitorsUS #TraitorsUS

20.02.2026 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kind of hope a traitor wins this season lolol #TheTraitorsUS #TraitorsUS

20.02.2026 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know Rob is a traitor, but saying like โ€œRob was just so defeated at breakfastโ€ TO ME seems like a reach lol I canโ€™t imagine how mentally taxing this game would be. #TheTraitorsUS #TraitorsUS

20.02.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

god Natalie is so hot and muscly like pls reach across the table and choke me #TheTraitorsUS #TraitorsUS

20.02.2026 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tara and Johnny are both bad game players lol #TheTraitorsUS #TraitorsUS

20.02.2026 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nooooo Kristen :((( #TheTraitorsUS #TraitorsUS

20.02.2026 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
19.02.2026 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Everyone is trans now

Everyone is trans now

gm

19.02.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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