lauren

(nothing against green sauce. it's delicious. but these people cannot handle heat)

tired of living in a green sauce neighborhood where people unironically say "yummy"

never seen a guy more likely to be pictured beside adam levine

maybe. I have a number of pieces that I started for someone or another, got about 80% done, and decided they were going nowhere. I am queen of doing shit about 80%

oh wait. that's just making the clutter into clutter in a different format

yeah, I just have no ideas anymore. I never know where to start. maybe I can convince myself to make things as a means of decluttering? I just have so much fabric and thread and printing supplies etc gathering dust

hey so. how are you creative types managing right now? like, I'm no artist but I (used to) like making things and want to get better at it and how do you even have the will anymore

it's there, just out of frame

just remembered when facebook came along when i was in college, and we started a bunch of groups we never actually used called like "words are very unnecessary" and "i only use facebook to speculate about the size of your dong". i really should have been better at shitposting

keanu reeves

same. gotta remember to come here on regular days when it isn't crashing because musk accidentally grew a toothbrush mustache or whatever

Lockerman from Robot Detective, Japan (1973)

Gillian Anderson as Morticia Gillian Anderson as Morticia Gillian Anderson as Morticia Gillian Anderson as Morticia

HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY

there are a very few things i will repost every time i see them, and this is one of those things

Candid shot of Viggo Mortensen & Bill the Pony having breakfast while filming LotR

Good morning

....just me, actually

lmao donna. i kinda hate that my work nemesis loves disco too tbh

passive-aggressive coworker came in and immediately cranked up "macarthur park". joke's on you buddy i love that shit

is it tarragon soda

there should be a site called treats .gov where you click on it and type in your SSN and it gives you $7.00 for 1 treat once every month. whoever implemented treats .gov would win every election forever. big crowds of people would gather each holding a Monster Zero Ultra Fiesta and a bag of Combos

great glasses

just remembered i had an orange julius a couple of weeks ago. that's it

cartoon. a man points at an abstract painting and says “ha ha, what does this represent?” it turns into a face and points back at him, knocking him back at an angle and his hat off in surprise: “what do you represent?” underneath, some text: “An abstract painting will react to you if you react to it. You get from it what you bring to it. It will meet you half way but no further. It is alive if you are. It represents something and so do you. YOU, SIR, ARE A SPACE, TOO.” underneath, the man lies fully flat on the floor, x’s for eyes.

you, sir, are a space too

it's so weird that i didn't smoke weed in high school

Sifl leaves the show for a day and replaces himself with a smart @ss robot.\r He frustrates Olly until he can take no more and kills the robot in a fit of rage.\r But right before that came the Robot singing \ Sifl and Olly - I Know What Boys Like

thinking about him

coworker asked me if he has bitch face and then told me "you have a sweet face. you look like you're going to tell me about trains. or you have good cookie recipes"

[jay-z nodding gif]