Tyler Hendrix (available for work)

now adding to my resume, "display name coiner"

I was born at age 2, took me a whole year just to dry out

oh great here comes the marriage braggart

if wikipedia is going have a person's age next to their date of death, it should also say how old they were next to when they were born (aged 0)

you ever see idle hands

quality outfit, quality boots. also appreciate the extra chunky soles on them shitkickers for a taller zoe

Btw store is back up! Fall painting sale continues! store.beckyandfrank.com

Californians, let’s call (916) 445-2841 to tell Newsom’s office to sign the following pro LGBTQ+ rights bills before the deadline:

AB 82/SB 497
AB 1084/SB 59
SB 418
AB 554
AB 728
AB 678
SB 590
SB 450

Everything looks nice so far! I added Man I Just Wanna Go Home to my wishlist after reading your review.

Guild Hall - Main Hall

i got a little site, its barebones atm, and maybe for the foreseeable future, but it's up lol

guildmastergrouch.com

I'm really funny on my podcast please subscribe.

one last little reminder now that it's not the weekend anymore. i will probably try to post some more lil stories throughout the month. maybe even a drawing or two.

also if you have a neocities or any other sort of fun personal site let me know so i can go "wow that's neat" at it

my compromise is you can watch the first act in october and the rest of the movie in december, or you can split the difference and watch the whole thing on thsnksgiving

someone must fight the good fight. this is the most important issue of our modern day

it's finally that time of year (halloween) where some people watch nightmare before christmas (a christmas film)

this month I'm reading through the entire original run of EC's three horror comics (Tales, Vault, Haunt) plus Shock SuspenStories

so far I've made it through 1950 and there are many more stories about ghouls than I would have guessed

what if the headless horseman had a little more horsepower...

Blog Post

got into the Halloween spirit by writing a dumb lil ghost story. tylerhendrix.neocities.org/posts/2025-1...

anyone who invokes anti- or post-humanism (both things I'm totally fine with) but who focuses their love and defense of the non-human on, for instance, the machine that gives you imperfect answers in a perfectly obeisant tone, and not the non-human things devastated by that machine, can fuck off.

Blog Post

got into the Halloween spirit by writing a dumb lil ghost story. tylerhendrix.neocities.org/posts/2025-1...

it was all worth it for us to get our very own promo. cooked up special just like you're our loving italian grandma

Here it is: the long awaited BLUESKY EDITION of the little promo I made for the AJ Goes to the Dog Park blu-ray. Eagle-eyed promo watchers might notice that it is 13 seconds shorter to fit the 1 minute limit. Unbearable sacrifices were made.

Only 37 copies left of the limited slipcover edition!

always appreciate a special edition, but did you try uploading the longer version before? pretty sure they got rid of the 1 minute limit

it really does feel like a wario world sequel. sad he is trapped in the sports and microgames mines

Oh damn this is tonight? In just a few hours!?

finished a new background recently. this time we're stuck in traffic—sorry!

I made a movie with my friends and now you can pre-order it on blu-ray courtesy of Cartuna and @vinsyn.bsky.social !

Featuring new artwork by @everydaylouie.bsky.social and @michaelfurler.bsky.social, an essay by @karenhan.bsky.social, and a lot of extras

nic cage bible horror nic cage bible horror

move over "cellar door," make room for "nic cage bible horror"

call in sick to the doctor