whitney

me: you can pry these q-tips from my cold dead ear canals

also me: what did you say??

im literally just a girl (flex)

allergies are so embarrassing like oh no plants are growing nearby and now I have to go claw my eyes out

i’d like to fully rescind this comment, lead on queen 🔥

a painting of a Victorian woman with brown hair and a fancy dress lays on a couch with one hand cradling her head. She has a small smirk and her eyes are staring straightforward in a suggestive, seductive manner.

checking if he wants to meet me in the bedroom to see how autism is made

all the girlies be like: 🎶 moonbeam ice cream, spill the tea on Epstein 🎶

oh god we’re almost to the part where melania tells us all to eat cake, aren’t we?

really holding space for AI videos of animals falling off of trampolines rn

*guy googles symptoms*

results: u might be dying 😢 seek help bro ❤️‍🩹

*girl googles*

new tea: IDGAF. maybe ur mEnsTrUating? in rare cases some women “need” medical attention. ur guess is as good as mine tho. have u tried exercising more? idk call a dr if ur gonna be a lil bitch about it 🤷

being american in 2025 is so dumb like “should i come home from my 10 hour work day and try to score a labubu on popnow or teach myself how to recognize an official judicial warrant?” lol help.

imagine hating me and i’m just at home calling my senators to save ur healthcare, tax dollars, and also the planet u literally live and breathe on 🎀

#hr1 #theonebigbeautifulbill #senatevote #redstates

us: are they allowed to do that?

them (checks skin color reference chart): yep, pretty sure no one’s gonna stop us.

but i thought Covid vaccines were how the government tracks us without consent?? 🤔

quit your business major, eat your english degree. there is only yacht, space, and bunker hospitality now.

nothing says bravery like a white robe and weak chin

A four picture diagram with a woman in each photo showing the 4 steps for re-folding a reflective car windshield sun shade back in on itself.

a new autism screening tool but it’s just the psychologist watchin while u try to fold this piece of shit back into its stupid little pouch

#autism #neurospicy #audhd #adhd

there’s a popular saying in utah: fml (fuck mike lee)

y’know, king shit.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the mamas out there. Remember anything you buy yourself this week is a crushing reminder of the low standard of care and support systemically in place for women and mothers! 💝

Robert Prevost, the new Pope Leo XIV looking over the Vatican with the text above him reading “a hot new bombshell enters the villa”

MAGA be like #notmypope

sure would be terrible if content like this were to spread…

Salt Lake City and Boise make pride flags official city emblems, skirting flag ban laws The Democratic controlled cities of Salt Lake City and Boise, Idaho, adopted new city flags this week that show support for LGBTQ+ people in defiance of new laws passed by their states’ Republican-con...

more of this pls

apnews.com/article/bois...

#utah #lgbtq #pride #juneteenth

it’s not enough. the mommies need to see u beggg

#target #boycott #dei

lmao no. we don’t want performative tiktoks, we want to see u begggg

(on our way to shop elsewhere)

how did butter not clinch a spot on this high quality graphic?

*clutches imitation pearls*

taking money from literal children to spoil metaphorical toddlers. cool, guys.

it’s wild to be alive at a time when you don’t know for sure the difference between an objectively unhinged tweet and an Executive Order 🎪

the white male fragility is truly unmatched. no one feels bad for ya, pete 🤷🏻‍♀️