victoria "vicky"binky"" "⚢" "fucked up freak" baubles

time to go to sleep again and maybe this time i will be able to find out what the mysterious and foreboding sound coming from the sky is. and dont tell me its piss

waking up from a dream where everything suddenly gets fucked up and destroyed in a really terrifying way because your body is trying to rouse you to go take a piss is like wow looks like somebody has had either too little or too much hopdrink

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a 3 star gacha pull

ahaha. i got this achievement the day the game came out. how slow can you be?

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it is never ever going to get better i want it to be over but i can't kill myself i cannot believe there are like 50 more years of this shit

now this here's mr. newww vegas. a courier recently left goodsprings and has been fucking *everybody's* money up. the NCR's blamed him for that big whoopsy-do at helios one, the legion's lost about 230 men just finding him on the road, and the strip wants his head cause, well shucks folks, he bets like a fink. but doesn't primm just love him. let's wish him well, how about it? this news was brought to you by ultra-luxe. ultra-luxe: "we got the only remaining copy of monogatari" alright, next up is a classic. 🎺 🎺! 🎺~~~🎺!!! yippie yayyyyy / put that stuff in my ass cause im gayyy 🎼🎸🎼🎸🎼🎸🎼🎸🎼 i'm on grailed / lowballing virgil abloh (virgil abloh!!)

new vegas review

sometimes i wish i could ask cishet dudes if they remembered to wipe the sides of their mouth when they brushed their teeth this morning

lrt is probably me unfortunately. oh well born to be a hater i guess

Post no tumblr da conta "detectivehole" Some of you are miserable because you're mean. Like you're just mean to people and things "Why don't I have any friends?" Because you are mean

A black and white cat sits with his paws tucked under him, staring forward with a serious expression

He knows but he can't prove it

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

I love them so much #arlefuri ❌️💧

screenshot from my bluesky "muted words" list that lists the phrase "bluesky, please mute all meaningless CRAP. enough is enough!!!"

okay, that just about does it

there can be peace in our time

i hope i pass away peacefully and/or quickly soon

i cannot wait to eat actual food again on friday its gonna be so tight

turns out i am yet again blessed with another fuckin wonderful ass day. yippee, as they say

for dinner im having a disgusting pair of n&n's

oh ok that’s much better

Don't wanna be a cunt but whenever i see a post that's like "New scam going around, be careful" it's paired up with a screenshot that looks like this

Transfemmes and trans women so often have no guidance, no clue what they're doing, no freedom, no security, no opportunity. If your reaction to that is to shame them for dressing like shit instead of trying to help, keep your fucking mouth shut.

i love making up a guy to argue with there's nothing quite like it

me: well i finished the game, wish there was some kind of extrinsic reward that would get me further enjoyment out of this experience
some of you: [vein bursting out of your forehead at the sight of glowing square with a low percentage number attached to it] tch... why dont you just APPRECIATE ART

the anti achievements in games rhetoric is so stinky. i love earning achievements and they make it MORE fun for me . you can set boundaries for yourself so you dont feel like you need to earn all of them and i can earn achievements to my hearts content