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I keep getting this god-awful Wix ad on podcasts that starts “Say what you will about AI; it’s here!”

Babe that’s the lowest possible bar! If this is what works I gotta start using it when I go for promotions. “Say what you will about me — I’m here!”

lol, 60% chance to destroy anything on first hit 💅

And Professional Hammer Managers think they're doing good by pushing H2.0 because Professional Hammer Engineers like to joke about how bad they are at Hammering, but that's just because their sense of humor is based on early '00s flash cartoons and in reality their Hammering is totally fine.

It's like they invented Hammers 2.0 and their main feature is they only hit the nail 5% of the time. But if we hit enough nails maybe one day it'll be 6%, so your pay as a Professional Hammer User is based on your ability to make that 5% feel like 100% and never shut up about it.

I... I am so tired of AI.

So mad that the Noise Boys got to an objectively great drag name, "Chef Boyargirl", before I did

So I guess sex work is only ok if just tech oligarchs are profiting off it and not marginalized women or minorities who depend on it to survive?

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Ooooo looks like someone found out how to tell Copilot to write PRs

I'm finding that it's even becoming difficult to parse whether someone is a user or a marketer — so many recommendations from my peers in software engineering feel like they're just repackaged AI sales pitches

I was a *hair’s breadth* away from a dash-only run. Curiosity got the better of me just before the final fight and swapped Wave Dash for Hitch. Still got Chronos over halfway down in phase two!

My favorite Hades 2 build so far, feels like cheating a little bit

the least important update in the world, but I got my first Hades 2 downstairs win 💪🏻

Oh shit! I honestly didn’t care enough to pay close attention to it at the time 😂

“A problem repeatedly occurred on https://bsky.app”

Truer words have never been said

And there’s no screen on the camera, so offloading and reviewing footage feels like getting back a digitized copy of tapes from a family vacation

One thing I’ve really been enjoying is that it can shoot square, so I can do all the cropping in post.

So far, the Camp Snap CS-8 has been a fun little toy to keep in my bag and fiddle with in between things. Is it a good camera? No. But do I care? Also no.

I’m only about halfway through but I’ve been loving Jen Calleja’s “Goblinhood: Goblin as a Mode”, and I just finished the spiritually very similar ”Raw Dog” by Jamie Loftus which I think should be required reading for everyone who’s ever eaten a hot dog

Starting an antiestablishment post-rock/metal band called Get Fucked You! Cunts

haha it defaults to my OBS virtual cam

via keith's friend club: https://fc.keith.is

Like I really miss that little paved area behind empty hotels

Coming to terms with the fact that there are parts of America/Americana I miss, but they're things like diners with smoking areas and slot machines, 24-hour Denny's with too-loud theater kids, and strip clubs next to sporting goods stores

Disappointed that Baby Steps has no mention of H as a child

I deleted my alt after the UK verification shit kicked in 😭 I can’t decide whether it’s worth the workarounds to go back

Weird Web October forgives

But it never forgets

The audiologist just took something the size and texture of a small rock out of my ear and now I can hear around corners

in love with this idea, but all I get is a white screen 😭

Yes, daddy! Show me what that pipe do!