Liz Ruark

Okay, yes, you’re right, but everyone’s missing the most important part of this post

LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO

(I had no idea anyone else had ever heard of that little rhyme/hand jive combo)

I can't get it to leave, it's eaten 5 bags of lettuce

Until SNAP is funded, here’s an ongoing list of Bay Area restaurants where SNAP recipients can receive free food. Just bring your EBT card!

Those are not necessarily mutually exclusive

I'm not sure I can be friends with you anymore

BLASPHEMY

Chip dreams he can fly
Balto dreams of having the bed to himself

#dogsky #dogsofbluesky

Shut your mouth, blasphemer

That’s what I think every fall - and I wish it could just stay that way until spring and skip the whole winter business

#dogsky #dogsofbluesky

“Mine”

#dogsky #dogsofbluesky

My cousin Mark is the third one. I still remember the Christmas when James Brown died and we came down to breakfast to discover that Mark had set up a small James Brown shrine on the dinner table

I’ve often thought that we should have a required year or two of service after HS, with a range of options from which kids could pick

An old woman walks a goose through a market on a leash.

Technically true or not, Enid was pretty sure that her husband George was never going to call her a witch again.

I have things I need to be doing, but:

#dogsky #dogsofbluesky

Somebody at this company has a great sense of humor

#catsky #catsofbluesky
#dogsky #dogsofbluesky

Tbh her sandwiches weren’t great but I didn’t know that at the time

#catsky #catsofbluesky

Sigh … tuna sandwiches. Not all sandwiches

I beg to differ - I don’t like sandwiches usually but the few times I have it’s because they were made differently than the way my mom made them 😝

My daughter saw a walk-in for the first time when she went to a birthday party at a cooking school. She informed me that at one point during the party, “I went into the refrigerator to consider my life choices.”

She was 8.

#dogsky #dogsofbluesky

They look amazing in fancy collars, for a start. Flashback to Ronaldo before he grew into his ears.

He’s such an elegant little man. 10/10, would recommend

“Would you care for a beverage?”

#catsky #catsofbluesky #bodegacats

a cow stands in an in-ground swimming pool

me: *tosses in vegetables*
him: what’s going on here?
me: nothing, relax
him: this water is kind of warm
me: shhh *adds salt*

Two bears standing on a roadside, appearing to be roaring at each other. A yellow road sign is visible in the background.

members of the all-bear comedy mime troupe “ursa medium” seen here practicing their “two friends carrying a heavy box” routine

#catsky #catsofbluesky

Amen